[Locked] Who, exactly is VanillaMan?

As i am starting to run into a brick wall with this whole VanillaMan thing, I wanted to ask you, the Commune Of Fakku, What characteristics should he and the other characters (i.e., VanillaGirl, Dr.Trap and Boyaoi) have. This should include, but isn't limited to:

Secret Identity
Powers
personality
vehicles
...And so on.

Note: Sorry about the pic. it was the only one i could find that showed what i imagined VanillaMan to be...but with black wings instead of white.

This is him:

*fap fap fap*

" Hi. where from the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints. Have you heard the good news?" 'What... Its 640am... can you read the sign'. "But we're not soliciting, we're telling people about Jesus adventures thru America and the book of Mormon". ' Kid how old are you?' "I'm ten." ' Then how in the fuck are you a elder?' " Sir please don't curse'. .... 'I'M A LIBERAL WHAT WORSHIPS ALLAH AND HAVE A GUN!' Haven't had a knock in a year.

For everyone's sake I will confess that I am Vanilla Man..

No, I am Vanilla Man.

The first one to confess is the real Vanilla Man, and that would be me.

Vanilla Man is not a pansy ass bitch. He is a suave, cool, ladies man. Strengths: Power of love, gentleness, classiness, and kindness.

You didn't get the fucking Spartacus reference. Shame on you.

>Nashrakh
>Team Vanilla

Nash is Vanilla Man...

Same to you bro...

HA. Nash is the vanilla man.

Fuck Nash.

Is the guy that gets his bitchstolen by NTR-villain.

I Agree.../thread

To the extreme I rock the mic like a vandal. Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.

u jelly?

Oh, I'm sorry, did my mean words make you cry?