Why am i such an idiot?

i was at the bar and this british guy sat down put his arm around me and said "want to kiss me?" i said "uhhhh no?" "i got turned down by a canadian!" he says
while asking i saw his tatoos and muscles, and he stood up kept talking to me;
omg he was so hot but i was intimidated by a big group and caught off guard


i could have gone home with him :(
he even offered me a cig to see he was serious
his friend kisses him "oh fuck off" he was interested!

i told him i'm not gay i dont hate gays i just don't swing that way

walking home i'm face palming "idiot idiot" people naturally attract to me
gays know i'm gay; straight people don't
andi missed another opportunity

lol what

Miss some nice limey cornhole action son.

Confirmed faggot.

if you are actually gay. don't tell people that you aren't. Just be you

its not that easy in a big group!!!

Who would say no to free cock?

Just out of curiosity are you the "I'm gay and everyone who sees me should know about it" wearing women's clothes, make-up, forced(?)feminine voice.

or "I'm gay but I don't have to show it" practically dressed and acts normal

the latter; most can't tell;

for some reason only gay guys can; straight guys are indifferent and don't even ask my sexuality - can't even tell

Male Gaydar is tricky. I can tell most of the time.. mah penis point to easy anal.

so that makes you what, bisexual?

You know when things seem to be too good to be true especially when it comes to our feelings or sexuality we reject it. It's a defence mechanism so we wont get hurt or disappointed so dont beat your self up. If you see heim again go talk to him see what happens he might still be interested.

Yes. Im queerosexual.

That's good advice, but professor stein still terrifies me;
sorry

Haha faovorite character cause he is so creepy.