Why does IB have so many dicks

holly molly this thread became a clusterfuck. waar can i ask you a favor and can you please lock it for me? pretty please?

thanksies!

Quoting and posting..

I have no dick.

But it was in my eye sockets last night...

Dat conspiracy

You know you should have just reported your opening post and requested that. Waar doesn't read every thread religiously~

Also bump for no reason~

man the fuck up...

I cant. Im a woman.

Then tighten your vagina.

That makes it sound like im not already tight - im still a virgin, you know!

It's not like I joined fakku because i like schlicking all day, but im lonely so it's nice to have an outlet.

You can be a virgin and still have a loose vagina baby. I;m sure many rubber, glass, plastic phallus shape things been up there or toothbrushes with mechanical parts.

Haha i know what this is - you're cornering the newbie and trying to get me to leave? won't happen.

I know what my life is like and you don't. So that's that.

And this is this. This thread is a clusterfuck, and I feel bad for letting it get this far.

Waar, can you please close it? I would really, really, really love that.

Thank you in advance.

Rather than the fact that you are a virgin it may be more psychological and you are never too tight.

Just pretend they are flesh coloured dildos.
With hair. or even lack there of.
(Just keep telling it to yourself)

I don't care if you leave or stay. You say your vagina is tight because you are a virgin. I respond with a truth that virginity doesn't mean one's vagina isn't virgin pure like the driven snow in Utah. Just has a male member isn't used a lot then he never inserted his penis into an anus or vagina.

If you want to lock the thread there a report button.

you need to post more

Its a work in progress.