Would you eat something like this?

I eat that offen. I lift nig.

I need a bigger jaw.

Then probably yes.

I'd need lots of table napkins for that beast...

is there a time limit?

Only if thou provideth thee with proper silverware of fork and knife

Every yes possible

PUSSY.

That's typical breakfast in my home.

Bitch, that's my idea of an afternoon snack. Although with that much meat and grease I'll probably feel a little lethargic afterwards.

So fast it would make your head spin!

Take the pickles and mustard off it, and I'll destroy, or, i would, if i wasn't on a diet :( I miss cheeseburgers

Yes! Especially since I'm not sober. But even sober, yes.

I take it back, im hungry now and it looks good, Why doesnt Little Caesar's Deliver?

I'd consider it, but, knowing how I've been eating really lightly these past few days... I'd probably fail miserably... Plus, all that fucking grease

Is it made by ScatDonalds?

Nope, It's made at a place called Burger 55 in Canada.

Check out the menu. If you can pay you can make it as big as you want.
I've eaten there once. I only had a double though. Apparently there is a kid who goes there and eats a 5 patty burger every other day. I'm suprised he is still alive.
http://www.burger55.com/images/menu.gif

If i don't have to eat the whole thing at one time...

This makes me wet.