Yo Momma

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

yo momma so stupid she cant spell the word "a"

Yo momma so stupid, she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

yo momma so retarded she forgot breasts exist

Your mama is so fat the fire martial made local resturants put up this sign: Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama

No you DID NOT diss my momma!
Yo momma so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo momma so stupid she lost her shadow.
Yo momma is SO poor,I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked??"

. . .how cruel

& yo momma so retarded that even after having sexd with your father and birthing you, she thinks she's a virgin

Giiiirrrrlll you did not just talk about my mama!!! XD

Yo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away!

I got up in the moment!
I got noting bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...

HahaXD
Your mama is so old she forgot her purse on noah's ark

My momma loved that purse

I heard yo momma got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...

-OVERKILL ALERT-

yo momma so stupid she asked an albino if they were african american
yo momma so stupid she thinks 1+1=spoon
yo momma so damn dumb she still in kindergarden
yoooooo momma so retarded she thinks naruto is the best anime ever

(takes a deep breath). . . .(exhales)

yo momma got so many flaws i couldnt post them all down in this thread even if it allowed UNLIMITED posts
yo momma so fat. . .godzilla called her a fatass
yo momma so ugly that when people see her photo's on myspace they cancel their account, shut down their computer, & donates it to charity
yo momma so stupid she thinks spongebob only has one hole
your goddamn momma got so many corns on her toes she thought if she put her foot in the microwave she could have a jumpo bucket of popcorn to take to the movies

(walks away). . . . . .(comes back)

YO MOMMA SO RETARDED SHE APPROVES THIS THREAD EVEN KNOWING THE CRAP WERE SAYING ABOUT HER

Oh snap XD Okay okay you win XD WOW

AHHH!!! thats so gross! LOL!

You mama is so stupid she spent 20 minutes looing at an orange juice carton becuase it said "concentrate"

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1...
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is written in roman numerals...
Yo mama so poor when she goes to burger king and the cashier asks her whats she would like she takes a deep breath and says "that will be all"...
Yo mama so stupid I said it was chilly outside and she ran out with a spoon...
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and four quarters popped out...
Yo mama so fat she tripped over Wallmart rolled over KFC and landed on Target...

Yo momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

yo momma so slutty she's in my bed naked as i type all this
yo momma so ignorant she doesnt even know what PORN is
your momma is into RL incest
your momma is like the motherfucking TITANIC she goes down
did i mention your momma wears a winter coat in the summer? cause she does
when people call your momma "hot" she shoves ice cubes down her panties
(gets tired). . . . .must. . .continue!!

your momma is the twin sister of freeza from DBZ
your momma is a whore, why else would she tattoo "insert here" on her face with a arrow pointing at her mouth
YOOOOO MOMMA so stupid that when captain falcon said "SHOW ME YAH MOVES" she starts dancing
your mommy dearest. . . .is such a butterfingers she dropped you as a baby
YOUR DAMN MOM IS SO ILLITERATE SHE TRIED TO READ "FAKKU" BUT THOUGHT IT SAID "FUCK YOU"

yo mama so fat when she got on a scale it said "to be continued"...

Yo Momma so old she witnessed the birth of the sun.

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.