Yo Momma
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epic win to some of the previous ones.
Yo momma so fat and so black she jumped off the grand canyon, and people were like "darkness fell..."
Yo momma so fat and so black she jumped off the grand canyon, and people were like "darkness fell..."
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yo momma is SO UGLY, that when ur daddy looks at her he says "shit! of all the sperm to fall out of your mouth, why was SHE the one that made it to your vagina?"
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Yo mama so fat, when she bends over we enter day light saving!
Yo mama so crude, when i went to your house and was like 'Is there anything to eat?' yo mama hops on the table, opens her legs and goes 'crabs anyone?'
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her to plug up the hole in the O-zone lay!
Yo mama so Ugly she has to trick-or-treat over the phone!
I know alot but on-the-spot thats the best.
Yo mama so crude, when i went to your house and was like 'Is there anything to eat?' yo mama hops on the table, opens her legs and goes 'crabs anyone?'
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her to plug up the hole in the O-zone lay!
Yo mama so Ugly she has to trick-or-treat over the phone!
I know alot but on-the-spot thats the best.
