ZOMG

078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c · 2010-06-06T04:08:50+00:00

I WAS JUST WATCHING TV AND I SAW A COMMERCIAL BECAUSE I WAS WAITING FOR SOMETHING WORTHWHILE TO COME ON BUT THERE REALLY ISN'T ANYTHING SO I WAS JUST AT THE TELEVISION FOR NO REAL REASON BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED AND A KFC COMMERCIAL COME ON AND I WATCHED IT AND THE CHICKEN LOOKED KIND OF GOOD BUT I KNOW ITS AWFUL BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT BECAUSE WHEN THAT GIRL ATE THE CHICKEN TENDER I REALIZED I HAVEN'T HAD A CHICKEN TENDERS IN A LONG TIME AND I THINK I'LL GO TO MCDONALDS AND GET SOME EVEN THOUGH THE NON-SALTY ONES ARE FAR SUPERIOR BUT THE ONLY PLACE I'VE EVER GOT THEM FROM WAS THIS DELI UPSTATE IN A SMALL TOWN SOMEWHAT ISOLATED BUT AT THE SAME TIME NOT BECAUSE ITS A HUGE TOURIST HIT BUT YEAH THAT DELI IS RENOWNED FOR THEIR CHICKEN TENDERS AND THEY SELL OUT OF IT BEFORE NOON SO IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET THEIR CHICKEN TENDERS YOU HAVE TO GET THERE BEFORE NOON OTHERWISE YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU GET ANY CHICKEN SO NOW THAT THAT TOWN IS 300 MILES AWAY I REALIZE I HAVE TO FIND A NEW PLACE TO GET CHICKEN TENDERS AT OR SETTLE WITH MCDONALDS. Spoiler:This is a true story.

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otakumax

15 years ago

GoodDay wrote...

Nashrakh wrote...

GoodDay wrote...

Nashrakh wrote...

Kadushy wrote...

CHICKEN FLAVORED WAFFLES

...eww.

Waffle flavored chickens

Still wouldn't eat it.

Waffle flavored chickens WITH FRIES

Raped chicken . . . . . WITH FRIES

GoodDay

15 years ago

Nashrakh wrote...

I'm a vegetarian, goddammit.

Waffle flavored lettuce with tea.

bitch

Deftera Mirage

15 years ago

otakumax wrote...

GoodDay wrote...

Nashrakh wrote...

GoodDay wrote...

Nashrakh wrote...

Kadushy wrote...

CHICKEN FLAVORED WAFFLES

...eww.

Waffle flavored chickens

Still wouldn't eat it.

Waffle flavored chickens WITH FRIES

Crying chicken . . . . . WITH FRIES

Fix'd

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

GoodDay wrote...

Nashrakh wrote...

I'm a vegetarian, goddammit.

Waffle flavored lettuce with tea.

bitch

Now we're talking. Bitch.

otakumax

15 years ago

Nashrakh wrote...

GoodDay wrote...

Nashrakh wrote...

I'm a vegetarian, goddammit.

Waffle flavored lettuce with tea.

bitch

Now we're talking. Bitch.

Now go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch

Kadushy Douchebag

15 years ago

otakumax wrote...

Nashrakh wrote...

GoodDay wrote...

Nashrakh wrote...

I'm a vegetarian, goddammit.

Waffle flavored lettuce with tea.

bitch

Now we're talking. Bitch.

Now go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bitch

NO U!

Chicken flavored waffle dipped in squeezed tomato juice.

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

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Cruz Dope Stone Lion

15 years ago

After reading this post my life is now complete.

e16bf91dc8c254fab59e64733

15 years ago

Nashrakh wrote...

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate was fresher than the dice in the mirror
If anything I could say this cat was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

Fix'd

Sisami

15 years ago

I haven't had chicken tender since grade school.. ;'[

Wait. There's a McDonalds in the woods?

99w99w

15 years ago

ILoveTsundere wrote...

How about typing everything?

Every time I read 'omg', I imagine a thirteen year old girl throwing a tantrum.

hahahah lolwut?

Renovartio

15 years ago

hmmmmm her tendors

doswillrule

15 years ago

McDonalds > KFC

Discuss.

Renovartio

15 years ago

doswillrule wrote...

McDonalds > KFC

Discuss.

cheaper, faster, and able to take a good load...

the best hooker on the block

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

doswillrule wrote...

McDonalds > KFC

Discuss.

gurumao

15 years ago

All I got from the Video was the dyslexic title(joke?) Schreit Ficken and Freit Schicken (my attempt at spelling German).

Transate plox, I can pick up the dozen or so German words only when Lindemann is singing :/

078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c

15 years ago

Nashrakh wrote...

Spoiler:

[size=20]NAZI KFC!?

WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?![/h]

Sisami

15 years ago

Harmonian wrote...

Nashrakh wrote...

Spoiler:

[size=20]NAZI KFC!?

WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?![/h]

Hitler?

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

gurumao wrote...

Transate plox, I can pick up the dozen or so German words only when Lindemann is singing :/

As you already guessed, "Kentucky schreit ficken" is a play on Kentucky Fried Chicken.

When put into English, "Kentucky schreit ficken" means "Kentucky screams fuck".

Sisami

15 years ago

Nashrakh wrote...

gurumao wrote...

Transate plox, I can pick up the dozen or so German words only when Lindemann is singing :/

As you already guessed, "Kentucky schreit ficken" is a play on Kentucky Fried Chicken.

When put into English, "Kentucky schreit ficken" means "Kentucky screams fuck".

I know very little about "Kentucky". Is it currently in a state of crisis?

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