Important Quotes

PS3 VS. XBOX~! I wish I knew how to copy the words on skype. This is gonna be a pain in the ass. :c

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

[09:44:52] *** JEWsh added Simon ***
[09:44:55] Tatiana: I put lettuce, tomato, and meat on you
[09:44:57] *** Paul-chan removed Simon from this conversation. ***

02-08-2015

never forget

[7:27:45 PM] AntwØn: hey Greg
would you eat a choco cornet
but instead of chocolate it was Konata's poo
[7:29:22 PM] Gorg: Yes
[7:31:41 PM] AntwØn: noted
[7:34:11 PM] Gorg: I would drink her bathwater
[7:35:38 PM] AntwØn: nah thats chickenshit
[7:36:06 PM] AntwØn: what if her sweat was collected in a jar and left to ferment into a solid goo for years
[7:36:14 PM] AntwØn: would you smear the goo on crackers like cheese, and eat it

[7:47:07 PM] Gorg: Yes I would antw0n
[7:47:14 PM] Gorg: I would DO IT

Kona-chan makes a confession:
[8:39:36 PM] Karakasa-chan: guy
[8:39:41 PM] Karakasa-chan: guys
[8:40:03 PM] Karakasa-chan: Ive finally come to terms with it
[8:40:11 PM] Karakasa-chan: Im a Taco
[8:40:57 PM] Karakasa-chan: a delicious, meaty, cilantro flavored taco with a soft shell
[8:41:08 PM] Karakasa-chan: also I love Fakku
[8:41:21 PM] Karakasa-chan: I go there ALL THE TIME for my doujins
[8:41:33 PM] Karakasa-chan: and Shimakaze is the best boat in Kancolle

Cruz-tans butt has been ravaged!

Have courage, and be kind.

real bros tell other bros how to blow themselves

taken from Shadowrun: Hong Kong

[3:23:33 AM] Fucking Communist: hey antw0n
[3:23:36 AM] Fucking Communist: hey
[3:23:37 AM] Fucking Communist: hey antw0n
[3:23:41 AM] AntwÃ?n: sup
[3:23:42 AM] Fucking Communist: WE
[3:23:48 AM] AntwÃ?n: ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
[3:23:58 AM] Fucking Communist: WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
[3:24:04 AM] AntwÃ?n: AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
[3:24:10 AM] Fucking Communist: WE'LL ALWAYS FIND A WAY
[3:24:17 AM] AntwÃ?n: THATS WHY THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD
[3:24:21 AM] Fucking Communist: BELIEVE IN
[3:24:23 AM] AntwÃ?n: GARNET
[3:24:27 AM] Fucking Communist: AMETHYST
[3:24:29 AM] AntwÃ?n: AND PEARL
[3:24:32 AM] Fucking Communist: AND STEVEN!

I saw this in a Bleach Meme the other day.

"Violence. If it isn't solving your problems, you aren't using enough of it," - no one... no one ever.

[2:40:20 AM] AntwÃ?n: fuck me I love cereal
[2:40:44 AM] artucerruroxo: [2:40 AM] AntwÃ?n: <<< fuck me
[2:40:45 AM] artucerruroxo unzips
[2:40:57 AM] AntwÃ?n gets his gun
[2:41:01 AM] artucerruroxo zips
[2:41:06 AM] AntwÃ?n puts gun away

Nyu: you in skype chat
Nyu: ?
Me: in Skype chat?
Me: the fuck does that suppose to mean
Nyu: ...
Nyu: i'm not sure
Nyu: want to skype chat for a bit i got some time to kill
Me: oh, you want to talk
Me: why didn't you fucking say so
Me: "Skype chat" pfft
Me: sure
Nyu: lol
Nyu: b-baka

Chris: YES!~~~~~~
ME: YES!~~~~~~
John: YES!~~~~~~
John: Did that just happen?
Me and Chris: YES!~~~~~~

[2:15:26 AM] Mayu: I like white people and black cars
[2:15:37 AM] Mayu: I dislike black people and white cars
[2:15:42 AM] Mayu: deal with it

Tsamari: There is a killer clock, an ice princess, and a armadillo on my bed. I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere.
Me: Yeah, you.

Me you and melfice have a sick day sleepover! A bunch of coughing and me puking in a bucket, so sexy~! 030

Roommate Chris: Life is an effort and I can stop when I'm dead.

Silence is golden.

"Rather than wanting to do everything that I can possibly do, I want to avoid doing everything that I can possibly avoid doing. That was basically the guideline for my life."

Araragi rephrased sindalf's quote.