Favorite way to masturbate?

Surely I'm not the only one who has gotten tired of their left hand and thought of a new way to do it? What do you guys and gals like to do to get freaky by yourselves?

Personal I like to fill a zip-loc baggie with hand lotion and warm it against my chest stuff it between the couch cushions, then you can press down on the cushion soon before you cum or during the whole process for a mind bending experience, works well with hentai :3

Care to take a guess how many people will try to imitate that after reading it?

i don't have any hand potion XD so i can't ... and i don't want :3

Drip hot wax onto it, there's no way to know if your a masochist unless you try.

just with paper, nothing else except Pr0nz

Two hands and a stroking motion.

I'm so GAR I masturbate with sandpaper.

You got balls of steel, mate.

So, what exactly is this supposed to be? :|

Describing your masturbation that doesn't require your hands or something?

put it in this



I bet it should be different from usual. Try it

I use a meat grinder, and i stop when the blades get worn out.

I like using women. Haven't had a chance to try men yet.

I use a.....*drumroll* A HAND! WITH SOME SALIVA ON IT! Dun dun duuunnnnnn.

And my mind. Yeah, it's so sharp like this.


I heard squids can be quite stimulating, as well as skulls....haven't tried either tough.

..............
........with my hand?

I'll be there soon Space.

OT:

I use watermelons.

On a more serious note, butt play. That is all.

Technically not masturbation anymore, amirite... unless you, like, cut off their arms and wank with it

Though I know I shouldn't be, I'm often surprised at how many men's mouths this comes out of.

OT: Since it seems like only guys have answered, I better hush up.

[size=4] queen of vibrators : o ; ) ❤[/h]

Its way better than just normal fapping.