Favorite way to masturbate?

Where can I find it, and how much is it lol

funny but true thing

chick wanted to play with herself but bob had no batteries bob= battery operated boyfriend. she use a curling iron but it was too cold so she turn it on and inserted. burn the shit out of the vagoo so instead of the most obvious thing to use ice, retarded bitch used icy hot... on a unrelated point i jerked it with icy hot... never again

My reaction to this whole topic:


[size=5]couldn't find the actual shocked face...[/h]

The store does not sell it anymore but I did some creative googling: http://www.ecrater.com/p/872272/vibrating-massaging-waterproof-bath-pillow The slogan is actually really funny, haha.

Also found these: http://cgi.ebay.com/LIFE-WISE-MASSAGING-BATH-PILLOW-RADIO-SHACK-/120599212391

XD Secret inside indeed, I'll have to think about buying one of those.

This is probably the most fantastic first post I have ever seen. You should stay around.

Has it ever been officially decided whether if it's masturbation if I were to make a clone of myself and we jerk each other off, or if it's gay? I would need a definite answer to this before I can decide my favorite way to masturbate.

it still masturbation if you fucked yourself or same if you change the gender of your clone

Probably just masturbation.

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ummmmm yea i think that is gay cuz it is another person and you are handling a dick thats not attached to you. you should just get rid of a rib like marilyn manson buuut that is just really weird and creepy.

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100th post!!!!!!!! i should have a party!

I like to put a pillow under my ass as I lie on the bed so that im angled then I shoot my load all over my chest. Its exilerating! (Try it) xD

I just press myself against my pillow or use a table's corner That feels so nice even better when using your imagination.
people say vibrators are great but I don't have one myself :(.

I use my IMAGINATION

oh you know the usual...i put a belt around my neck to choke myself ,while leaving a vibrating bullet in my asshole , my erect penis inside my life like replica of sasha grey's butt-hole ,all the while the sweet sound of desert rose by sting plays in the background as i thrust myself to climax...*cough*

I switched from my right to left hand... Now that's wild.

On those lonely nights I throw on some Barry White and Just let the mind loose.

So, we've all been talking the ways...what about positions?

Personally, I love fapping in doggy-style position.

Steam-filled shower is also a very...stimulating environment.

My favourite way is very, very carefully.