Favorite way to masturbate?
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DrakoZ wrote...
Speaking of household items, I used to work at an electronics store that sold a variety of items and one was a massage pillow for use in the bath. The part that is inserted into the pillow, which vibrates, is shaped exactly like a dildo. It wasn't very thick but was quite long. Everyone laughed once it was taken out of the display model, even the customers, haha.Where can I find it, and how much is it lol
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
funny but true thing
chick wanted to play with herself but bob had no batteries bob= battery operated boyfriend. she use a curling iron but it was too cold so she turn it on and inserted. burn the shit out of the vagoo so instead of the most obvious thing to use ice, retarded bitch used icy hot... on a unrelated point i jerked it with icy hot... never again
chick wanted to play with herself but bob had no batteries bob= battery operated boyfriend. she use a curling iron but it was too cold so she turn it on and inserted. burn the shit out of the vagoo so instead of the most obvious thing to use ice, retarded bitch used icy hot... on a unrelated point i jerked it with icy hot... never again
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Kyuubi no Shinigami wrote...
DrakoZ wrote...
Speaking of household items, I used to work at an electronics store that sold a variety of items and one was a massage pillow for use in the bath. The part that is inserted into the pillow, which vibrates, is shaped exactly like a dildo. It wasn't very thick but was quite long. Everyone laughed once it was taken out of the display model, even the customers, haha.Where can I find it, and how much is it lol
The store does not sell it anymore but I did some creative googling: http://www.ecrater.com/p/872272/vibrating-massaging-waterproof-bath-pillow The slogan is actually really funny, haha.
Also found these: http://cgi.ebay.com/LIFE-WISE-MASSAGING-BATH-PILLOW-RADIO-SHACK-/120599212391
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DrakoZ wrote...
Kyuubi no Shinigami wrote...
DrakoZ wrote...
Speaking of household items, I used to work at an electronics store that sold a variety of items and one was a massage pillow for use in the bath. The part that is inserted into the pillow, which vibrates, is shaped exactly like a dildo. It wasn't very thick but was quite long. Everyone laughed once it was taken out of the display model, even the customers, haha.Where can I find it, and how much is it lol
The store does not sell it anymore but I did some creative googling: http://www.ecrater.com/p/872272/vibrating-massaging-waterproof-bath-pillow The slogan is actually really funny, haha.
Also found these: http://cgi.ebay.com/LIFE-WISE-MASSAGING-BATH-PILLOW-RADIO-SHACK-/120599212391
XD Secret inside indeed, I'll have to think about buying one of those.
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nooori wrote...
I like to use a dildo with my panties on and i rub myself agains my pillowThis is probably the most fantastic first post I have ever seen. You should stay around.
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Has it ever been officially decided whether if it's masturbation if I were to make a clone of myself and we jerk each other off, or if it's gay? I would need a definite answer to this before I can decide my favorite way to masturbate.
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Space Cowboy wrote...
nooori wrote...
I like to use a dildo with my panties on and i rub myself agains my pillowThis is probably the most fantastic first post I have ever seen. You should stay around.
I'll try ;) i really like this page :D
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
imnotyourdude wrote...
Has it ever been officially decided whether if it's masturbation if I were to make a clone of myself and we jerk each other off, or if it's gay? I would need a definite answer to this before I can decide my favorite way to masturbate.it still masturbation if you fucked yourself or same if you change the gender of your clone
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imnotyourdude wrote...
Has it ever been officially decided whether if it's masturbation if I were to make a clone of myself and we jerk each other off, or if it's gay? I would need a definite answer to this before I can decide my favorite way to masturbate.Probably just masturbation.
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imnotyourdude wrote...
Has it ever been officially decided whether if it's masturbation if I were to make a clone of myself and we jerk each other off, or if it's gay? I would need a definite answer to this before I can decide my favorite way to masturbate.ummmmm yea i think that is gay cuz it is another person and you are handling a dick thats not attached to you. you should just get rid of a rib like marilyn manson buuut that is just really weird and creepy.
P.S
100th post!!!!!!!! i should have a party!
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I like to put a pillow under my ass as I lie on the bed so that im angled then I shoot my load all over my chest. Its exilerating! (Try it) xD
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I just press myself against my pillow or use a table's corner That feels so nice even better when using your imagination.
people say vibrators are great but I don't have one myself :(.
people say vibrators are great but I don't have one myself :(.
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shinji_ikari
Mustn't Run Away...
oh you know the usual...i put a belt around my neck to choke myself ,while leaving a vibrating bullet in my asshole , my erect penis inside my life like replica of sasha grey's butt-hole ,all the while the sweet sound of desert rose by sting plays in the background as i thrust myself to climax...*cough*
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Room101
Waifu Collector
So, we've all been talking the ways...what about positions?
Personally, I love fapping in doggy-style position.
Steam-filled shower is also a very...stimulating environment.
Personally, I love fapping in doggy-style position.
Steam-filled shower is also a very...stimulating environment.
