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Funny naughty stories/ Funny sexual experiences
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Power-Senpai
This is very custom.
thanielle wrote...
not as exciting as yours but I have two actuallyhappened while I was pregnant
when I was pregnant on my first child, my bf and I were having sex; due to anatomical changes in my body the only comfortable position is the cowgirl style
so at the time I orgasmed, since being with child, it's in the way of my bladder functioning properly I came so hard I squirted and peed all over him needless to say he was soaked and also the futon. IDK if it's good news but he now has a fetish on squirting orgasm.
on our way to having a second child I suddenly had complications that the doctors deemed it a 'high risk pregnancy' obviously sex was out of the list
I felt sorry for him so I give him blowjobs to give him relief
during giving him head I gagged on his dick and puked
cleanup was a mess (curly pubic hair and all)
oooh i can only imagine how awkard it must have been when you puked...
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Misaki_Chi wrote...
Make sure to go slow and use lot's of lube!!
I've been on the recieving end it it so i know the importance of lube :P
Coconutt wrote...
You two have one of the most awesome friendships i have ever heard! This is like a summer movie story material :D!!
Haha! Not sure any producer would want to touch a script about this XD
thanielle wrote...
not as exciting as yours but I have two actuallyhappened while I was pregnant
when I was pregnant on my first child, my bf and I were having sex; due to anatomical changes in my body the only comfortable position is the cowgirl style
so at the time I orgasmed, since being with child, it's in the way of my bladder functioning properly I came so hard I squirted and peed all over him needless to say he was soaked and also the futon. IDK if it's good news but he now has a fetish on squirting orgasm.
on our way to having a second child I suddenly had complications that the doctors deemed it a 'high risk pregnancy' obviously sex was out of the list
I felt sorry for him so I give him blowjobs to give him relief
during giving him head I gagged on his dick and puked
cleanup was a mess (curly pubic hair and all)
Woah.. But to be fair. Cleanup after a bj is still a mess XD
I'll add a short story to the thread too:
So one day i decided to check out this new fancy thing that was called chatroulette. "This is going to be fun. I'll be able to chat with people from all over the world!" I thought as i typed the url into the browser bar..
I set up my webcam and i clicked start.
It connected to another person.
Then i just saw a dick that shot straight onto his webcam...
5 seconds into my first call i was spunked at.
Never touched it again after that...
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Gravity cat wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
If you've got something you'd like to post then post it :) It would probably be fun if there are some stories that people can relate to
Like for instance. The first time i was with another girl i was so nervous that i got one of those anime perv nosebleeds. And i did not notice until she shoved a tampon in my nose XD
The first time I gave oral she stank in the nether regions. It was so bad I had to breathe through my mouth or else I'd have been physically sick. Kept going like a bro though. But man, an experience like that puts you off it for life.
Yeah... I feel ya.
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I think the time me and my SO went at it for like an hour and a half because neither one of us could finish. We tried everything then later on just gave up. I think it was partially because it was 100 degrees in our room, it's hard to get off when you feel like you're going to die of head exhaustion.
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mdarkanima wrote...
I think the time me and my current SO went at it for like an hour and a half because neither one of us could finish. We tried everything then later on just gave up. I think it was partially because it was 100 degrees in our room, it's hard to get off when you feel like you're going to die of head exhaustion.Woah. That sounds horrible :/
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So here's what happened with me and my friend from the first story.
I'll name this story: Admiral ackbar was right!
It's not a very short story so i put it in what i hope to be a spoiler tag.
I'll name this story: Admiral ackbar was right!
It's not a very short story so i put it in what i hope to be a spoiler tag.
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
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Iamnotchrishansen
Jiggy Blackson
Gravity cat wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
If you've got something you'd like to post then post it :) It would probably be fun if there are some stories that people can relate to
Like for instance. The first time i was with another girl i was so nervous that i got one of those anime perv nosebleeds. And i did not notice until she shoved a tampon in my nose XD
The first time I gave oral she stank in the nether regions. It was so bad I had to breathe through my mouth or else I'd have been physically sick. Kept going like a bro though. But man, an experience like that puts you off it for life.
I've had nothing funny of note that happened during my experiences, but I had a friend that went down on a girl, she queefed in his face and he passed out.
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saishothewriter wrote...
So here's what happened with me and my friend from the first story.I'll name this story: Admiral ackbar was right!
It's not a very short story so i put it in what i hope to be a spoiler tag.
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
But seriously that it is a very odd and erotic story. kinda a turn on though.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
saishothewriter wrote...
So here's what happened with me and my friend from the first story.I'll name this story: Admiral ackbar was right!
It's not a very short story so i put it in what i hope to be a spoiler tag.
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Well, that was certainly a hot (and even a little funny) adventure you had. Grats on having a fuck buddy now.
Also, to clarify, unfortunately there is no way to put spoilers within spoilers.
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shimoyake wrote...
Well I guess I'll be the one to say it. Pics of you in the outfit?But seriously that it is a very odd and erotic story. kinda a turn on though.
I have a picture of her in my phone. And i think ill keep that private ;)
/Saishos buddy
artcellrox wrote...
Well, that was certainly a hot (and even a little funny) adventure you had. Grats on having a fuck buddy now.
Also, to clarify, unfortunately there is no way to put spoilers within spoilers.
Thanks :) And yeah. Some bit's are quite funny to read right now XD
And the spoiler thing is good to know :)
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I suspect i'll have more funny stories to tell if this keeps up...
Im still at my buddys place and i lost a race in forza..
The bet was a punishment game to the loser..
So i was under the desk just moments ago fulfilling one of the parts of the punishment game. (bj..) And suddently i hear him say
"Oh you keep yourself logged into facebook at all times?"
Fearing a so called "facerape" i recoiled back to get out of my positon and hopefully log out of facebook before he could write anything on my facebook..
Unfortunately i had not thought of the desk.. So i hit my head on the underside of the desk. And then i reflexively recoiled forwards.
And as his dick was still in my mouth there was only one way for it to go..
I thought my first deepthroat experience would be different..
Yeah.. I sounded like Harvey Fierstein for a while after that..
And now he's sitting on a chair next to me playing with the remote for a dildo.
Makin grammar a very hard thing to focus on..
Im still at my buddys place and i lost a race in forza..
The bet was a punishment game to the loser..
So i was under the desk just moments ago fulfilling one of the parts of the punishment game. (bj..) And suddently i hear him say
"Oh you keep yourself logged into facebook at all times?"
Fearing a so called "facerape" i recoiled back to get out of my positon and hopefully log out of facebook before he could write anything on my facebook..
Unfortunately i had not thought of the desk.. So i hit my head on the underside of the desk. And then i reflexively recoiled forwards.
And as his dick was still in my mouth there was only one way for it to go..
I thought my first deepthroat experience would be different..
Yeah.. I sounded like Harvey Fierstein for a while after that..
And now he's sitting on a chair next to me playing with the remote for a dildo.
Makin grammar a very hard thing to focus on..
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
saishothewriter wrote...
I suspect i'll have more funny stories to tell if this keeps up...Im still at my buddys place and i lost a race in forza..
The bet was a punishment game to the loser..
So i was under the desk just moments ago fulfilling one of the parts of the punishment game. (bj..) And suddently i hear him say
"Oh you keep yourself logged into facebook at all times?"
Fearing a so called "facerape" i recoiled back to get out of my positon and hopefully log out of facebook before he could write anything on my facebook..
Unfortunately i had not thought of the desk.. So i hit my head on the underside of the desk. And then i reflexively recoiled forwards.
And as his dick was still in my mouth there was only one way for it to go..
I thought my first deepthroat experience would be different..
Yeah.. I sounded like Harvey Fierstein for a while after that..
And now he's sitting on a chair next to me playing with the remote for a dildo.
Makin grammar a very hard thing to focus on..
You two should start charging for what you do to each other. You'd make a killing, lol.
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artcellrox wrote...
You two should start charging for what you do to each other. You'd make a killing, lol.
Im going to be here for the rest of the week :O one of us would end up broke
(and the other one would end up being very sore XD)
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saishothewriter wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
You two should start charging for what you do to each other. You'd make a killing, lol.
Im going to be here for the rest of the week :O one of us would end up broke
(and the other one would end up being very sore XD)
Yeah, break the savings and go buy a hd video camera!
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Coconutt wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
You two should start charging for what you do to each other. You'd make a killing, lol.
Im going to be here for the rest of the week :O one of us would end up broke
(and the other one would end up being very sore XD)
Yeah, break the savings and go buy a hd video camera!
After reading your comment we did play around in front of his camera...
We both looked like this when we watched it
Spoiler:
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saishothewriter wrote...
Coconutt wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
You two should start charging for what you do to each other. You'd make a killing, lol.
Im going to be here for the rest of the week :O one of us would end up broke
(and the other one would end up being very sore XD)
Yeah, break the savings and go buy a hd video camera!
After reading your comment we did play around in front of his camera...
We both looked like this when we watched it
Spoiler:
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shimoyake wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
Coconutt wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
You two should start charging for what you do to each other. You'd make a killing, lol.
Im going to be here for the rest of the week :O one of us would end up broke
(and the other one would end up being very sore XD)
Yeah, break the savings and go buy a hd video camera!
After reading your comment we did play around in front of his camera...
We both looked like this when we watched it
Spoiler:
Well.. There was a lot of awqward positioning to account for the camera.
And then my friend thought it would be fun to wink at the camera..
That ended up looking soo wrong that it wasn't even funny
I think it's safe to say that we aren't pornstar material XD
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
saishothewriter wrote...
shimoyake wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
Coconutt wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
You two should start charging for what you do to each other. You'd make a killing, lol.
Im going to be here for the rest of the week :O one of us would end up broke
(and the other one would end up being very sore XD)
Yeah, break the savings and go buy a hd video camera!
After reading your comment we did play around in front of his camera...
We both looked like this when we watched it
Spoiler:
Well.. There was a lot of awqward positioning to account for the camera.
And then my friend thought it would be fun to wink at the camera..
That ended up looking soo wrong that it wasn't even funny
I think it's safe to say that we aren't pornstar material XD
What you fail to realize is that amateur shit like that is what makes the best porn. Not the fake stuff you see in Brazzers or whatever.
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artcellrox wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
shimoyake wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
Coconutt wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
You two should start charging for what you do to each other. You'd make a killing, lol.
Im going to be here for the rest of the week :O one of us would end up broke
(and the other one would end up being very sore XD)
Yeah, break the savings and go buy a hd video camera!
After reading your comment we did play around in front of his camera...
We both looked like this when we watched it
Spoiler:
Well.. There was a lot of awqward positioning to account for the camera.
And then my friend thought it would be fun to wink at the camera..
That ended up looking soo wrong that it wasn't even funny
I think it's safe to say that we aren't pornstar material XD
What you fail to realize is that amateur shit like that is what makes the best porn. Not the fake stuff you see in Brazzers or whatever.
Yes but that wink was a bit too much.. It was so awqward that pulling the mr.bean "If you know what i mean" face would've been sexy in comparison D:
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artcellrox wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
shimoyake wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
Coconutt wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
You two should start charging for what you do to each other. You'd make a killing, lol.
Im going to be here for the rest of the week :O one of us would end up broke
(and the other one would end up being very sore XD)
Yeah, break the savings and go buy a hd video camera!
After reading your comment we did play around in front of his camera...
We both looked like this when we watched it
Spoiler:
Well.. There was a lot of awqward positioning to account for the camera.
And then my friend thought it would be fun to wink at the camera..
That ended up looking soo wrong that it wasn't even funny
I think it's safe to say that we aren't pornstar material XD
What you fail to realize is that amateur shit like that is what makes the best porn. Not the fake stuff you see in Brazzers or whatever.
