How do you identify?

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I indentify myself with Worms and spiders!

MALE!!!

And because it's not specified I can be any kind of handsome male I want XD!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Human male
Elf male
Beast Tribe male (wolf, fox, cat...)
Dragon male
And so on...

Even a male tentacle monster... ... ... Or maybe not...

I identify as non binary but I put down female

I have no Oscar. I'm Leo Dicaprian

Me vampire desu~ (*^*)/

*Checks equipment*

Yup. Still Male.

I'm an alien.

https://www.yiffspot.com/

I was going to click male then i saw the leonardo dicaprio option, so i thought naturally there would be a sean connery option..I was disappointed.

Dragon. Nuff said.

A fish. Specifically, a salmon.

I have a penis. I believe im male. I like my penis. Women love my penis. Men like my penis. Josh adores my penis. I must be a male then.

Like Leo, I too, am a loser in this game called life.
Obligatory Leo meme:

Sith lol

Male, but I wouldn't mind being futa, either. Why isn't futa an option?

Wolf? Fucking furries, man.

I can't be the only one who thought this

Last time I check I was human. That's all.

WHAT AM I!!