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A guy walks into a bar and sits down by the barkeep, he pulls him aside and says that he could easily have any girl in the entire bar at anytime. The barkeep asks "are you rich or something?"... the man pauses for a second and then says, "nope, I'm a rapist"
When does a daughter know when her mom is on her period? When her brother's dick tastes funny. A family joke.
When does a daughter know when her mom is on her period? When her brother's dick tastes funny. A family joke.
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Room101
Waifu Collector
"Save the planet!? We don't have to take care of ourselves yet and they want us to save the fucking planet!!!???
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MrShadowzs wrote...
Whats blue and smells like red paint[spoil]BLUE PAINT HAHAHA ha ah....
Lol >_>;;
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A bear and a rabbit were in the forest when they bumped into a genie's lamp at the same time. The genie promised to grant them each three wishes.
Bear: "i wish I was the only male bear in this forest, and the rest were female."
Rabbit: "i wish I had a motorcycle helmet."
Bear: "I wish I was the only male bear in this country and the rest were female."
Rabbit: "i wish I had a motorcycle to go with the helmet."
Bear: "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and the rest were female!"
Rabbit: "I wish the bear standing next to me was gay."
Bear: "i wish I was the only male bear in this forest, and the rest were female."
Rabbit: "i wish I had a motorcycle helmet."
Bear: "I wish I was the only male bear in this country and the rest were female."
Rabbit: "i wish I had a motorcycle to go with the helmet."
Bear: "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and the rest were female!"
Rabbit: "I wish the bear standing next to me was gay."
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NEXUS
Since 2010
A proctologist sticks his hand up a clown's ass, pulls it out and takes
a sniff of his fingers, He pauses. The nurse asks whats wrong, The proctologist replies
"my fingers smell funny."
a sniff of his fingers, He pauses. The nurse asks whats wrong, The proctologist replies
"my fingers smell funny."
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
knock knock
who there
the KGB
the KG...
(slap the person)
we ask the question here(in russian voice)
who there
the KGB
the KG...
(slap the person)
we ask the question here(in russian voice)
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Here's a racist joke... >.>
What do you call 1 black guy and 1 white guy?
What do you call 10 black guys and 1 white guy?
What do you call 100 black guys and 1 white guy?
What do you call 1 black guy and 1 white guy?
Spoiler:
What do you call 10 black guys and 1 white guy?
Spoiler:
What do you call 100 black guys and 1 white guy?
Spoiler:
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Not the funniest I've heard, but this is one I feel is kinda worthy at the moment.
So a police stops four ducks in a pond for soliciting on public property (ducks usually hang around ponds, but for the sake of argument this cop had an issue with this). He asks the first one "What are you doing out here so late?" and the duck says:
blowing bubbles
He goes to the second one and asks him "What about you? Why are you out here so late?" the duck says:
blowing bubbles
the third one again, says the same thing: Blowing bubbles.
The cop gets to the fourth and says "PLEASE do not tell me you were blowing bubbles" The fourth duck says:
i AM bubbles
So a police stops four ducks in a pond for soliciting on public property (ducks usually hang around ponds, but for the sake of argument this cop had an issue with this). He asks the first one "What are you doing out here so late?" and the duck says:
blowing bubbles
He goes to the second one and asks him "What about you? Why are you out here so late?" the duck says:
blowing bubbles
the third one again, says the same thing: Blowing bubbles.
The cop gets to the fourth and says "PLEASE do not tell me you were blowing bubbles" The fourth duck says:
i AM bubbles
Spoiler:
