Message to future self.

Dear Future Me,

The success of the past year depends on three things:

1) Did you get a job? Held it for longer than 3 months?
2) Did you raise your GPA?
3) Have you lost some weight?

If you accomplished all three, then you've made up for the crap that was 2012. If you haven't, then you know 2014 is going to be hell...

And please bang your head on a table if THAT situation hasn't resolved itself.

Don't disappoint me.

I hope you are continuing to improve and be a better person like we decided a while back. Hopefully you are finding the time to write more and tackle harder subjects. Also, if you missed comiket 84-85 I will find a way to hurt you... =P

Dear Me,

You better be in university studying BA Japanese.

You should have finished university unless you failed, which you better not. You should have got a job, finished up your novel, finished the two games you wanted to release by Christmas 2012 already, and finish playing all the games you bought already (Unlikely to happen)!

If you failed any of the above, shame on you.

Sincerely,

You (Me)

DONT YOU DARE FUCK UP THE GOOD THINGS YOU GOT GOING FOR YOU. I WILL END YOU IF YOU DO.
If you have continued to keep it up, like i expect you to. Then i hope things are great. I hope youre working out more like we had planned and that you got more money coming in, but other than that, try to stay happy.

Also be less of a bitter faggot. That will help loads. Above all else, you know what else needs to be done.

Dear Self,

Hope you cleared your gaming backlog.

Have you 1cc Touhou yet? How's that extra stage, hard right?

Dear Future Dzus,
If your life is the same at this point as at the time of this posting you should consider killing yourself very seriously.

You will most likely NOT remember to read this, actually I will do the forgetting for you, because I will probably forget this today already.
BUT!!! You still living in that new and nice apartment you moved into in the summer of 2012? I hope you do, and I hope you have done something nice to that place so it looks like OUR home and not just some random place with some random ugly furniture. You know how to get money for new stuff, so I hope you havent been too lazy to actually do it. Also, I WILL find a time machine and kill you myself if you have moved in with someone. LIVE IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT TILL YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS OR SOMETHING!!! Thats what we agreed on, remember?
Also since after me and my ex broke up I havent had that much social life, so I hope you have done something about that too. I know we like some peace and quietness, but few more friends would be nice. And have you decided what we want to be when we grow up? Because you should have. Even I should have, or more like that person 6 years ago should have done it for us. But neither of us did it, so its up to you.
But no pressure dude! The most important thing is to enjoy your life. But if you remember these things and actually do them, it will be easier to enjoy life.

Stop being a pansy ass lolicon~

But seriously last year was shit, this year isn't looking any better. So aim for the little things LIKE KEEPING THAT SLICE OF HAPPINESS CALLED YOUR GF TOGETHER!!! If you don't please become a preist or some shit. DO NOT go all emo again.

Your sincerely

Your aggro self~

Dear ARCD,

Hope you got yourself a girlfriend already, and stopped being so stupid, and finally decided wich way to go in life, and so many more...

Every stupid thing you did during your HigSch days and you're MidSch days have taken a toll on you during youre life till now and your past self hopes you have learned how to do things right. I will hope that you have learned how to treat people, especially those that surround you, and aside from that that you reach the 500th anime in "the watched anime list".

But most important is that the life is full of wonderful things and i will wish that you see them all

"Always be prepared for any challenge you have yet to face" -Anthony

So here I am. I don't really have much to say. You're dumb, so I hope by the time a year passed, you're not any dumber than I am. I hope you're a wiser, stronger and fuller being. Though considering that it's me you need to surpass, that's not much of a challenge eh.

Oh yeah, if by the time you read this you're somehow able to come up with a more concrete message to your future self, that would be great. It means you're somehow filled up.

Lastly, if you happen to die before reading this, be it by suicide or whatever turn of fate, well me writing it now won't matter then but death is death, so it doesn't matter but I wonder what will your last thought be.

So last year was great since you met new people, are learning new things, and are actually growing up. Do well again this year and try not to stress or party to much this year haha. However, don't be afraid to talk to those close to you and go get that girl 2 doors who is always on your mind now. Oh, and remember to stay humble, never lose that smile people say you have, and you are not alone in this world. DON'T GET A GIRL PREGNANT FOOL :^

Why the fuck do you still keep coming to this site?
You probably have another fucking project/paper due and you're wasting time here. Also, Are you still a Fat fuck? You should have lost weight.Highlight.

Seriously, be less serious. Learn to live your life.
Grats for browsing this site and seeing this post again, you great guy you.

Dear future Dan,
You are an asshole, always calling me an asshole because I left off in a bad spot for you to pick up.
ps eat a dick pansy