Most embarrasing highschool moment?

What is yours? :P Mine was during my freshman year i really liked a girl named sarah. Being rather immature, i obviously did a lot of things that wernt affected by "common sense". As a result, my best friend and I at the time were doing a disection of a pig. knowing that sarah was a bit down in the dumps that, i had a brilliant idea. During the disection, i asked my best friend jordan to help me chip away the pig's skull without damaging the brain. after about 45min of doing so i took the brain, wrapped it up in paper towels and put it in my bag. Later on that day inetween classes, i went to her locker, opened it up and placed the brain in there along with a note saying, "thinking of you". Needless to say.... her reaction wasnt quite how i imagined it to be. In my head, she would have thought the gesture funny like i did instead of screaming with a bit of horror. It wouldnt have been so bad, except i signed my name on the card... I was pretty much one of the laughing topics during the first half of my freshman year.
So moral of my story, if you like a girl, get her flowers instead.

Got stuck in the toilets in Highschool because the locker was old and broke on me.

Everyone knew.

I should have left no survivors.

Girlfriend broke up with me in a letter cause she apparently gets word vomit. I was graduating high school and she was a freshman. She wanted to break up because since I'm going to college she can't handle long distance relationships. But I was going to the community college that was 5 min away from my home. So I went looking for her to get an explanation. When I found her she was ,this is happening at school fyi, in the middle of "exploring" her sexuality with a female classmate (they were having sex). I was so shocked at what I was witnessing, I just stood there dumbfounded with my jaw dropped. I stayed like this for what felt like a minute until they noticed me observing them like how a scientist observes gorillas in the jungle. After a few moments of awkward silence, I broke the silence and said "Hi". I don't know why but the responded back also with a "Hi". Then realizing I was making a fool of myself, I did the only rational thing a man could do in that situation. I bowed, said "have a good day", and then walked away.

I think I handled that quite well.

I didn't have any embarrassing moments.

Well, arent we just a bundle of excitement xP

People laughing at the way I danced at prom. I will never dance again.

Indeed.

I went to a private religious school, so we didn't have proms. We had banquets because dancing is from the devil and it leads to sexual misconduct and impure desires xD
I wish I had a prom to make myself a fool at :P

I read it... having a hard time picturing it...
How exactly did a locker breaking lead to you getting stuck on the loo?

I went to a private Christian school up until the last few grades of High School as well. I'm amazed that I had taken a religion class for most of my childhood and wonder what that extra hour could of went to instead.

The sliding lock seen on most public bathroom doors was likely the "locker" that broke.

OT: school lunch gave me (and many others) the shits one day. Beef on the sloppy joes was tainted with something witch led to food poisoning and diarrhea. The lunch guy supposedly responsible was fired afterward because he may have deliberately tainted some of the food.

Well I was the only one in my next class who ate it. I suddenly had to poo so I asked for a hall pass and maybe a trip to the nurse. He said no. I try again a few more times as it gets worse. Still says no thinking I'm just faking it. I let out a loud fart and he asks who made that fart. Of course I was laughed at

My response was "That is the sewage line about to burst. I know nobody, especially the janitors, wants to see that happen and have this class reek of shit. Now if you'll excuse me..." And then I just rush to the nearest bathroom right across the hall.

Teacher decided to follow for a bit and heard not only me, but another girl in there with dirarreha. In fact, first thing she said when she heard me pooping was "Fuck! You too?" And then apparently a boy went in to the bathroom with simmilar problems as we heard him from the wall. By tomorrow everyone was talking about it and sloppy joes were banned from the menu. In fact the entire lucnchroom closed for a few days so they had to order in Chick-Fill-A till the food supply came in.

Fell asleep during class and after some time I woke up with a jerk and fell out of my chair. Banged my head against the desk beside me and I started bleeding. Wasn't serious, just a shallow cut.

People started to do imitations of me falling asleep and waking up like an idiot all the time in my face. It got so bad that I thought I'd be better off dead lol.

I poked a girls boob on my first day of highschool in the middle of the lunch room and I didn't even know her name

My private high school had a huge ass campus, bigger than most Ivy league school campuses. I had a weak body and was horribly out of shape, so I couldn't walk around the campus without having to rest every 2min. Instead of walking to classes, dorms, and clubs, I had to ride a fuckin golf cart which was embarrassing as hell. The worst part, is when someone does something embarrassing, it gets quiet after a while. For me, I did this everyday for more than 2 years, so the gossip never really stopped.

Got confessed to in the middle of class and was too shy to reply.

Sat around a table with some friends, when some idiots decided to kick a ball in a crowded hall. Now I don't know what they expected kicking it with such little room, but it hit me in the head going at a pretty quick speed. Basically it cut my head open and I bled a lot. So when you see a girl crying on the ground with blood leaking from her head after you've kicked a ball at her, you'd expect them to show some sympathy and maybe help? Nope, I got laughed at by almost everybody except for my friends who took me to the medical room. And people continued laughing and imitating me falling off my chair for most of that year.

Not high school for me since i live in England but in year 8 of secondary school i was in crutches so had to sit out for cricket the only problem is they forced me to sit on the field and watch which sadly led to someone hitting the ball right into my own balls x.x so was painful... made a lot of people laugh though...

Tried to marry this kid (4 years younger than me ) on FB . He was one of my sister's friends and kept talking and bothering me all the time, so I thought I'd scare him away by doing that. Of course it was stupid.
I had to go to the campus where he studied a few times and I just got several other kids whispering and pointing at me. "Look, it's X's sister who asked to marry Y on facebook. wtf"
Embarrassed myself and gave my sis a bit of a reputation , but at least the kid never bothered me again.

XD dang... what if that backfired and he said yes?

• Ripped trousers.
  [*]Hot summer's day made me sweat so much it was noticable on my clothes. Of course, high school kids are evil creatures and some did make a fuss of it.
  [*]Almost fainted watching a film during R.E. I think it was Saving Private Ryan. Either way it had stageblood in it.