Sex Toys (for everyone!)

ARGH... I'd order it but since it's spring break next week I'd have to have it shipped to my home address instead of school. Which I'm not doing, lawl.

Oh well. I'll keep on keeping my eye on it.

Or you could roll the dice lol

I ended up hoping to intercept my flip hole before the parents opened the box going "......son...." over winter break. Naturally it was a success =P

That does sound like the best deal ever. I want to order it without causing too much commotion. Gotta find a way.

This thread makes me feel shy and uncomfortable.

Once you join the party that feeling goes away pretty fast xD

god damnit i wish i knew bout this thread so i couldve asked for advice sooner. long story --> micro condensed readers digest version: my girl broke up with me after she asked for, and i bought her the toys. the relationship ended with her quite litterally saying "i dont need you anymore"
O_o wtf? how the fuck did i manage to screw this up? or did i never screw it up and simply do too good a job in choosing which ones to buy?
i need help making sense of this b4 i screw to hell another relationship

Uh...it's probably not the toys that did it (unless she is REALLY shallow, but I doubt it). She was probably just using them as an excuse to dump you. =/ Good riddance, I would say, because that's not how a sensible person would act.

okay maybe the uber condensed version was too condensed >_>. heres the senario: Hatsu Inu minus the superhuman allnightlong spree, and quadrangle relationship (include the nurse), and minus the happy ending ofc. jumped infront of a truck for her, check; got restraining order on stalker/supermodel ex (no im not shitting you i fucking downgraded for this chick, went from a 11/10 to a fucking 8/10), check; DONATED MY KIDNEY!!! to save her little sister, check, bought that $700 vibe with my taxrefund, check...
conclusion: >_< i was dumped for the fucking vibe

$700? Fuck me! What was it, a Sybian?

I do feel for you dude, but she just sounds like a super-bitch in a million.

yes it was a sybian
untill she brought it up (dinner conversation of all things: pass the salt, oh and i want you to buy me a lil' something-something! O_O")i planned to use that taxrefund check to fix up the deck out back...

WTF, that girl does sound like a fuckwitted asshole of the highest magnitude.

and i kno my skills aint why she needed the vibe, while she is more fridgid than all the other chicks ive been with, i could tell i was ringing her bell.

edit: exactly how boss is that sybian vibe anyway?

Woah, insanedrunkenbaby, sounds like a shitty situation.
Then again... getting someone a Sybian machine is er... in some ways going to compete with you.

That said however, this girl just sounds like she was using you: even after donating a kidney to her family she ditches you in that manner? Lame.
Given, she shouldn't be "forced/indebted" into staying in a relationship over such gifts and medical procedures, but that just sounds like an ungrateful woman to me.

Now that I got a new job, I can finally get around to ordering the fun things I've been eyeing for months now...

Oh seriously? Some girls are horrible horrible people. Be glad you're not together with her.

On a sidenote: I'm gonna buy that thingie you linked, Neko. Just gonna wait till the right time and order online and hope it all goes well without my parents noticing.

[font=Verdana][color=green]Whilst it is annoying that you had to shell out $700, I think it's a small price to pay to get her out of your life forever.

Haha, good luck Habu-chan. :3

Murphey's law, Habu-chan.

in all seriousness why are parents always so freaking curious in what we buy?
It's not that we're buying exposives.

A post directed to all of the females;

You girls are so lucky! First of all, you have like 9000+ times more possibilities with your sex toys, and then your orgasms are 10x better.


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Oh well, that is life for you. ;S

You don't have babies, a painful first time and periods lol. I think I deserve it.

@DR: Mine are really strict. It's not like it happens everywhere.

Religious stricts or something else strict?

my ex her entire family was religious strict. things like no sex before marriage and such. I could deal with it.

but when watching a movie and some girl in bikini shows up they where all like 'Pornstart alert!'.

We broke up 2 years ago and I'm still trying to figure out if I just groan or laugh at the situation.