Top Things that Ruin Porn/Hentai.

Don't double post in this forum. I've deleted all offending posts, please don't do it again in the future.

Again, I'm new to the forums. Please save the scolding for those who know better. Like I said before, I won't gravedig a post that's a month old, I hear forum people don't like that too much. So I ask, please stop being an obsessive compulsive dick about it and deal with my noob level posting skills. It's quite clear you're a veteran here, so you must be used to saying that all the time no? You'd think people would learn, assuming they do it all the time.

And pls, I never once made my opinion out to be the representation of an entire group. I was trying to be funny with that, didn't work, fine I get it. Besides, that's general consensus. Ask 10 men and perhaps 7 of them would agree with what I've said here. Heck there's a YouTube video where thousands agree with the same thing being said here. It has nothing to do with being insecure, it's fact that a straight man attracted to the opposite sex will not be arroused by the visage of another man. Point blank period. That's like putting a cat and a dog in a box for a long period of time to see if they will mate. They both instinctively know that it isn't right, and will not it attempt. Does that mean both the cat and the dog are insecure about themselves? No.

>Don't know better
>Didn't want to gravedig
It's one or the other. Either you didn't know any better, or you purposefully reposted. Pick one. It's common sense to search for things before posting them. Not that common sense exists anymore, clearly.

>It's not meant to be general consensus
>It is general consensus
Again, pick one.

As for your example:
a) That's a highly irrelevant example, and broken to all fuckery.
Why? Cats and dogs don't require each other to mate. Nor is it anything like a male and female, considering they are different species, and it's different from two things of the same species banging.
b)Dicks are 90% required in porn. Or dick shaped objects. The other 10% being dickless/ dildoless things.
It's something that, without it, you'd not have your porn to jack off to. Losing your hardon from seeing a dudes dick plowing into a chick IS being insecure. You fucking a horse, and the horse not wanting to, isn't the horse being insecure, that's the animals nature. You being insecure about seeing a part of human biology is you being insecure.
c) Not everyone is as insecure as you, and finds the penis scary. Aside from tumblr. Unless you frequent there.
d) Youtube commenters are 80%

Whoa let's pull back a tad there hoss, analyzing my analogy down to the teeth, but you still missed the point.

First, how is that an either or? Please explain that to me. This is a forum, not Google. People come here to discuss. It is not common sense to search on a forum. It is common sense to post a topic, and discuss said topic.

Again, explain. Why is there a choice? Either you didn't understand what I meant, or you're pulling straws.

You make it sound like anything a person doesn't like means an "instant insecurity!".

I don't like being punched. Insecurity!

I don't like pizza. Insecurity!

I don't like rock music. Insecurity!

I lack self confidence because I'd rather enjoy what I like and not enjoy what I dislike. Sounds legit I guess.

The first part is either or, because either you didn't know any better, and you didn't know you should search for other threads. OR, you just couldn't be fucked searching for other threads. Because, that is knowing better.

It IS common sense to search if a topic has been discussed before. Clearly you're not new to the concept of forums, so you'd know that is what the go is. You don't go to a page, see somebody has posted 'Whoa, obama got elected' and go 'Oh hey, I might make a thread about obama getting elected' then make a thread saying 'oh hey, obama got elected'. Why don't you? Because otherwise we'd have 50 of the same thread. Which we do anyway, because of people like you.
It is common sense to see if people have already made a discussion about the topic at hand before reposting it. Not just assuming they haven't/ have a long time ago.

As for the second choice; It's a choice, because either it's not the general consensus, or it is the general consensus. You clearly said 'It's not meant to be a representation of an entire group' and then said 'It's what they do anyway'. That is a contradiction.
Either you're not making it to represent an entire group, or you are. Which, the stats you're giving are wrong, so you're not representing anybody but yourself.

No, I'm making it sound like being scared of dicks makes you insecure of your sexuality, because you're afraid you'll like them. As per every 12 year old's logic. Either that, or you're afraid it'll be bigger than yours. Insecurity. Not liking pizza, rock or being punched isn't being insecure, it's called an opinion. Like your op, aside from the part where you claimed it's what every hetero male thinks. Stop using retarded/broken counter arguments/ examples.

So basically what you're saying is that: you twist my words in favor of your straw picking, ignore my points, and say foolish things in retort.

Fyi, I enjoy trap, and ocasionally a bit of yayoi. Heck I showered with soccer mates in highschool; so no, I am not afraid of the D, nor insecure about it in anyway. Where you even pulled that from I will never know. But it was funny, so it deserves a response. But your logic confuses me, and this is quite tiring, so let's chalk this up as a win for you and call it a day.

Put 'er there pal.

Good try, not quoting me so I don't see it.
I didn't twist your words, either.

Also, I clearly got you being insecure from losing your hardon when you see a dick, despite that being a very big part of porn

A guys asshole and moaning that sounds like crying.

Drift, we're in Random, let the kid breath.

OT: The girl screaming and crying. Can't fap to that (yet).
Baby face.
Guro and Multilation.
Huge body distortion (Kuroinu is fine)
Bad ending (but I would be done fapping by then)

OP, you should lurk better, seriously, can't repeat it ebnough.

Poor art. I'm decently open minded to things if art is well done.

1. Bad Art:
Good art regardless of content/tags make up 80% of my like of a hentai doujin and bad art kills boners like nothing else.

2. Whiny Characters:
I just don't like whiny people in general (even if I do whine sometimes myself, yeah I'm hypocritical)

3. Sluts:
They're not so bad once in a while but when they start saying stuff like the usual porn lines:
a). YEAH YEAH YEAH FUCK FUCK YEAH YEAH
b). Give it to me faster harder deeper!
it just goes downhill. I'd rather have moaning.

Let's see...scat, extreme ntr, anything that looks painful/injurious, bbw (esp. when paired w/shota), excessive censorship, bad artwork...I think that's most of my big turn-offs.

As for hentai anime, most animation that isn't cel animation (computer-animated stuff is okay, so long as it's well-made like Bible Black; most of the stuff I have post-2002/3-ish just seems a little subpar), seizure-inducing, or which wasn't directed by Teruaki Murakami (Imouto Paradise, Full Obedience Baby-Making License, etc.). Bad voice acting that isn't hilariously bad (i.e. Bible Black) can sometimes ruin it for me, too.

When those who are supposed to be female have dicks, I'm looking at you Mugi-Chan's Charging...

This is mostly about h-animes -- not having inflated/pregnant bellies that are fucked hard, having shitty music choice, not doing wet-noises right for blowjobs and ass/pussy plowing, not having a Dark Love tier blowjob scene, not showing an ahegao face, shitty animation and/or poor art, having a dumb plot, way too much talking while having sex, plain old vanilla sex (most are boring now), not having a gangbang scene, not having something morally taboo (except homo shit).

I have most h-anime ever released, excluding the ones that are super old with truly shitty animation and no wet-noises for sex, and h-animes without one of these issues are hard to come by.

Well, I'm not gonna list off everything, because I don't want to write War and Peace here. But I'll give you a quick rundown.

NTR, first and foremost. It makes me feel the worst and blackest of emotions.

Incest where the relationship as siblings is emphasized. It's alright if the "Brother" or "Sister" can be dismissed with a wave of the hand, because then it's like it doesn't exist. No, I mean hentai where the fact that the two are related is a central to it's story....and they continue to fuck. As an older brother myself, the mere thought of doing anything remotely like that is sickening and flat out wrong.

Extremely exaggerated proportions. Now I know that in hentai you're not always going to get realistic proportions and I'm ok with that. However, when you pass a certain threshold it's just not attractive....it's not.

Torture. Not BDSM or any sort of kinky play. Rather full out mutilation and straight up torture of another partner.

Rape/Mind Break. Not to be confused with "Forced" or "Fucked Silly"; those two are completely separate things. A scenario where someone clearly does not want to have sex is forced into it against their will; sometimes made even worse when they essentially snap and simply give in. It's on par with NTR on how it makes me feel; disgust, rage, and depression all turned up to eleven.

Sure there's more, but thats all I can think of at the moment.

Anyone else agree?

That all of my bag man.

animefreak_usa


What?

I'm sorry, I just can't tell what you're trying to say.

Seeing shit posts like these.

If the art is bad, or if its 2 Bara dudes going at it, but I'm smart enough to look at tags to see whats in a book before I read so I never experience bad hentai.