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Top Things that Ruin Porn/Hentai.

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Volaverunt
10 years ago
Just really bad drawn art, or even fucked up proportions can get me off.
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NutritiousGoop
10 years ago
Hoo boy do I have a list. There are too many things that make watching hentai a turn off for me which is why I don't masturbate to it often. Let's begin.

Straight Man on Woman hentai.
Spoiler:

Bleeding pussy. It looks more like it hurts rather than feels good.
One humiliates the other (mostly found in BDSM ones, but also in a few rape hentai I found)
Rape where she ends up loving him in the end because he's good in bed.
The guy is nervous as fuck but the girl (usually virgin) acts as though she's done it dozens of times.
Holding the girls nose so that she has to swallow after a blowjob.
Why are condoms so rare? Seriously, I have to specifically search for hentai that uses a condom. They do want safe sex right?
It's bugged me that I can't find a hentai about a future mom and dad having sex because love each other so much they want to have a baby and start a family together. Normally it's just because "I'm horny and it feels good so let's fuck!"
Pregnant hentai. I don't want to see some guy blow his load where a fetus is supposed to be!
Really fat guy doing smoking hot girl



Yuri
Spoiler:

Not actually showing the orgasm. Oh it shows their O Faces, but not them squirting or anything of the sort.
For some I've seen they don't even show the hands on the vaginal area.
Strap ons and dildos being the only thing used to fuck. (I guess Futa counts here)
There seems to be more pausing to talk about how much they love each other in yuri from what I've noticed. It's nice for the story but the pause in the action is not doing my likely horny mood any favors


Hentai in General
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Pedo stuff. If it's going to be lolicon, give her a Shota or Loli roughly her age to go with it and not her dad or some high schooler or whatever... Same with shotacon (you'd be surprised how much Shota x Mom things I found once not looking for it)
Toilet fetishes (scat especially)
Foot fetishes (I don't get it)
Ridiculous proportions that somehow work, like a 62 inch shlong going in the mouth but out the butt. Or G-Sized breasts with huge nipples.
Guro / Gore
Tentacle hentai to an extent. Depends on what it is because I like monster girl hentai, but not really monsters doing girls.
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HitDude
10 years ago
Just for my personal preference, I usually don't watch hentai/porn or read H-Manga with:
  • 100% Pure Masturbation: Kinda boring
    Extremely large breasts: I know that H-logic is different from IRL logic, but come on.
    Bondage: See Rape
    Rape: Fucking scary, and a little nasty
    Yaoi/Yuri: I'm a straight male that advocates for gay rights, but that doesn't mean that I'll watch two dudes pork each other.
    Excessive Cosplay: Nothing against normal stuff like schoolgirl outfits and whatnot, but I go limp if I see weird alien shit or ca costumes. So cliche.
    Gore/Violence/Scat: See rape.
    Excessive NTR: One NTR manga is okay, but if you make a 20 chapter long series with nothing but NTR, you're an asshole.
    2 Penises in 1 Hole: Who the fuck does that in real life? Even in porn and hentai, who the fuck would want to do that? Harems and orgies and threesomes are okay, but I certainly wouldn't want my dick rubbing against someone else.
    100% Pure Oral: It's a cocktease that fails at being a cocktease.
    Multitasking while having sex: I don't wanna see someone grading papers while being pounded.
    Futunari girl on Futunari girl: See Yaoi/Yuri.
    Excessive/Awkward Censorship: I know that Japan has censorship laws and all that, but do you really have to turn a great sex scene into simple squares and rectangles?

    That's my list. Luckily I don't see too much of this on FAKKU, but I do occasionally see it in hentai-anime and porn. If you're into that kinda stuff, read on. But I certainly won't read it next to you.
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Deathcount779 Thigh High Enthusiast
10 years ago
When they somehow get the penis in the girl's boob? At least I hope that was just a dream that I had.

Also there was onetime on the pornhub when I saw girls farting out whipped cream on each other's boobs. That made me stop watching porn for a couple of days.

Lastly girls rubbing their vaginas on the other girl's boob. I just don't fucking get it.
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Volaverunt
10 years ago
Deathcount779 wrote...
I just don't fucking get it.


Just remember that, there is someone somewhere behind his computer who finds such things as the hottest shit ever.
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Daigakujin
10 years ago
I like vanilla the most, but I can handle NTR. I like pettanko and normal to big sized oppai, but I'm not exactly fazed by extremely large bust size. I can even handle trap(I've trapped to trap :3), but if there's anything I can't take is Yaoi, as in, hard core "bara" type yaoi. I can handle cute boys, cute girls, lolis, mature women, but musuclar male to male? I just can't take that, I'm sorry.
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saishothewriter
10 years ago
Well the thing that can make me turn off a porno immediately is dumb commentairy..
It does make me laugh at times though.
I once heard a guy yell "Yeah! Gyrate! Gyrate!" in a movie.. I shit ye not.
Could not breathe from laughing too hard. It was the most unexpected thing ever.

But the one in recent memory was a guy that just kept grunting "Suck my cock" over and over and over and over again while a girl was already doing it..
She was working that thing like a pro and he was still repeating it.. Dumbass
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Ero-Jazz
10 years ago
saishothewriter wrote...
"Yeah! Gyrate! Gyrate!"


I don't care if the movie isn't even remotely good. I need to see that.
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saishothewriter
10 years ago
Ero-Jazz wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
"Yeah! Gyrate! Gyrate!"


I don't care if the movie isn't even remotely good. I need to see that.


It was on a dvd i found (dad's porn stash) I can't for the life of me remember what it was called :/ It's been a lifelong search
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