What do you eat while reading hentai?

Its not something I usually do, but now that I think about it, I eat ramen noodles alot, so I guess hentai and noodles kind of blend together. [also its instant ramen, I know its not real ramen, but I love it!]

Pancakes smothered in butter and syrup.

I wouldn't eat food while reading hentai. Watching it though? Depends on the
Length and if it is a sort of romance story that eventually has a sex scene.

But I can tell you something I would eat out during a hentai * nudges and winks and annoying "eh? Ehhh?"'s *

Jell-O?

Well, yes, obviously. I'd also eat popcorn, but I was more referring to eating out pussy (or cock) because who said you had to watch hentai alone? ;)

I like your style! ;)

I've never even thought about eating while reading hentai... interesting!!

Meh...don't really eat anything. I need my hands to either get myself off or to operate my laptop. Or both. Usually both. I normally read with my girlfriend since we have similar tastes so I guess the closest thing to what I eat (really tentative link lol) would be her.

Can't believe no random guy/girl has not said dick yet

I at least made an innuendo about it ( though to be fair it was more about eating pusdy with the cock thrown in for if your into that sort of thing ;) ) but I guess you didn't read all the way to page 5. I don't blame you. It's quite a long read to read 50 replies before replying yourself. And though technically I said "Cock" and not dick both are equally phallic objects.

Off topic: Dildo is a funny word and is also phallic

And i tried really hard to find out if someone had commented that too xD

And yeah i guess they are

Oh dear god, this thread is hilarious. Best reading so far :D

Also, I eat meat (NO DICK JOKES). Steak sammiches or somethin' hearty. I love meat too much (STOP IT).

dick.

No, I usually eat something chocolatey or sweet. (a dick covered in sweet lube?)

I am sucking on my lollipop right now, if you what i mean ;)

I read hentai with my penis in my hand, not a hotdog. When I eat, I'll either watch a tv show or listen to a podcast.

If I'm not fapping, sometimes I eat one of my three daily meals while reading. Sometimes I casually read hentai like I would read an ordinary book lol

You can suck your own lollipop?!

Sure, everybody can, as long as the lollipop is yours.

adobo hehe :D