what the weirdest thing to happen to you in a date.
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well this happen around 6 months ago(Ex). so me and my gf were going to this plaza/ lake view called Marina an so we went to eat grab some ice cream,and we wee walking around the park and we start seeing what i think are crackheads doing it behind a bush and all of a sudden they jump out and ask if we had condoms and if we wanted to join we ofcoures said fuck that and left but they kept fallowing us while they didnt have pants and undies and im 100% not bullshitting you so my gf starts to panic and tell me to go back to the plaza to tell the police. after 5 min of being stalked we saw a cop and told him everything and once the crackheads saw the cop theirs faces turned to a panic shit face expression and ran for it. it was funny seeing them run but the fact of that happening was really random and weird still think back and laugh. nowi want to hear your story
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
she died...
nah the weirdest thing i can think of is we hit a movie then round table(the best pizza in sf, but me 'n ed is the best ever) and we started eating and she look to her right and her ex was walking up to us... long story short the date ended in the hospital with my hand in a cast.
nah the weirdest thing i can think of is we hit a movie then round table(the best pizza in sf, but me 'n ed is the best ever) and we started eating and she look to her right and her ex was walking up to us... long story short the date ended in the hospital with my hand in a cast.
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I've never been on a date in my "life".
Actually, The weirdest thing is probably that we're just chilling and talking in a park, and then a bunch of guys show up in the background making a snowboard jump out of refrigerated snow in the middle of the fall.
Actually, The weirdest thing is probably that we're just chilling and talking in a park, and then a bunch of guys show up in the background making a snowboard jump out of refrigerated snow in the middle of the fall.
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animefreak_usa wrote...
she died...nah the weirdest thing i can think of is we hit a movie then round table(the best pizza in sf, but me 'n ed is the best ever) and we started eating and she look to her right and her ex was walking up to us... long story short the date ended in the hospital with my hand in a cast.
lol hope there was a happy ending to this ....
Shreik wrote...
I've never been on a date in my "life". Actually, The weirdest thing is probably that we're just chilling and talking in a park, and then a bunch of guys show up in the background making a snowboard jump out of refrigerated snow in the middle of the fall.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
hentaiaddict77 wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
she died...nah the weirdest thing i can think of is we hit a movie then round table(the best pizza in sf, but me 'n ed is the best ever) and we started eating and she look to her right and her ex was walking up to us... long story short the date ended in the hospital with my hand in a cast.
lol hope there was a happy ending to this ....
broke my hand when i punched him, well not on his face the wall behind him.
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Went to the park on a date with my (ex)gf and as we sat down on a bench, we both saw a fish and a duck collide in mid air. Later that day we also saw a male bum pole dancing on a tree and asked us for money.
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wierdest thing...
i was in a train station with my date and we were sitting and resting after a long day of walking and all the sudden the biggest loudest group of these ghetto teenagers came in and were shouting and telling really loud obnoxious jokes and like they left in a pack haha it was like a migration of ghetto kids it was quite funny.
i was in a train station with my date and we were sitting and resting after a long day of walking and all the sudden the biggest loudest group of these ghetto teenagers came in and were shouting and telling really loud obnoxious jokes and like they left in a pack haha it was like a migration of ghetto kids it was quite funny.
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He came first
lol jk
but
He used a condom
lol jk
but i once was told by a guy, on a first date, that my body was perfect for baring children. Then he rubbed my tummy and said
"You will soon have my babies"
=_="
lol jk
but
He used a condom
lol jk
but i once was told by a guy, on a first date, that my body was perfect for baring children. Then he rubbed my tummy and said
"You will soon have my babies"
=_="
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Caligula wrote...
but i once was told by a guy, on a first date, that my body was perfect for baring children. Then he rubbed my tummy and said "You will soon have my babies"
=_="
DAMN, that nearly made me choke on my burger from suddenly laughing out loud.
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<.<
sure laugh
i felt threatened
I told him how much I like my vagina and its strength and that forcing children upon me will ruin the caramel wrapped candy i would like to call my vagina
vagina hole ---> o O <------baby head
and plus he was a bit muscly
thats why i date tiny men just for the chance that i do conceive a child it will also be tiny <.
sure laugh
i felt threatened
I told him how much I like my vagina and its strength and that forcing children upon me will ruin the caramel wrapped candy i would like to call my vagina
vagina hole ---> o O <------baby head
and plus he was a bit muscly
thats why i date tiny men just for the chance that i do conceive a child it will also be tiny <.
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Caligula wrote...
<.<sure laugh
i felt threatened
I told him how much I like my vagina and its strength and that forcing children upon me will ruin the caramel wrapped candy i would like to call my vagina
vagina hole ---> o O <------baby head
and plus he was a bit muscly
thats why i date tiny men just for the chance that i do conceive a child it will also be tiny <.<
LOL!! oh man, you kill me
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Fi wrote...
LOL!! oh man, you kill me
<.<
my serious times in life prove themselves worthy as comical reliefs as well
my work is done here XP
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Tsujoi
Social Media Manager
So, I told this one girl that she had child bearing hips. I then lovingly started to talk to her womb. She started freaking out and saying something about her tiny vagina and not wanting to stretch it with child birth. Shit was weird, I mean, who freaks out about me wanting to impregnate them?
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Caligula wrote...
<.<sure laugh
i felt threatened
I told him how much I like my vagina and its strength and that forcing children upon me will ruin the caramel wrapped candy i would like to call my vagina
vagina hole ---> o O <------baby head
and plus he was a bit muscly
thats why i date tiny men just for the chance that i do conceive a child it will also be tiny <.<
tiny where?o.O
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
mibuchiha wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
she died...this.
well i was playing but yeah if that happen i would the winrar of the losers... didn't get none
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Caligula wrote...
but i once was told by a guy, on a first date, that my body was perfect for baring children. Then he rubbed my tummy and said
"You will soon have my babies"
=_="
i think this guy is the one who want to impregnate you....
Tsujoi wrote...
So, I told this one girl that she had child bearing hips. I then lovingly started to talk to her womb. She started freaking out and saying something about her tiny vagina and not wanting to stretch it with child birth. Shit was weird, I mean, who freaks out about me wanting to impregnate them?well long story short... my gf waiting for me.... bunch of old enemies from past show up.... my gf got attacked.... i show up when they start.... they end up at hospital... the end....
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id have to say when i took her out to dinner, our first date i might add, when our weighter was bringing us our food she trips, the plates went flying, thankfully not hiting anyone but it was a mess lol.
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hentaiaddict77 wrote...
Caligula wrote...
<.<sure laugh
i felt threatened
I told him how much I like my vagina and its strength and that forcing children upon me will ruin the caramel wrapped candy i would like to call my vagina
vagina hole ---> o O <------baby head
and plus he was a bit muscly
thats why i date tiny men just for the chance that i do conceive a child it will also be tiny <.<
tiny where?o.O
in the body <.<
lol
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Caligula wrote...
hentaiaddict77 wrote...
Caligula wrote...
<.<sure laugh
i felt threatened
I told him how much I like my vagina and its strength and that forcing children upon me will ruin the caramel wrapped candy i would like to call my vagina
vagina hole ---> o O <------baby head
and plus he was a bit muscly
thats why i date tiny men just for the chance that i do conceive a child it will also be tiny <.<
tiny where?o.O
in the body <.<
lol
so you date dwarfs so you can have less wear and tear in the vagoo birthing the kid or tiny penis men so i don't hurt as much?
