What would you sign on someone's cast?

simple question. What are some of the things you would sign on someone's cast?
What sort of words would you write to wish them a good recovery from their injury? Would you be a douche and draw a cock or something on it? Would it just be your name?

But what if it was a stranger? Or someone you loved dearly? Your best friend? Impressionable young tyke? That obvious jerk who can go fuck himself? What about some young slime loving lesbian woman bored out of her mind and stuck in bed because some drug smuggling idiot decided to add hit and run to the list of crimes he's charged with, just so he could get out of the parking lot the cops were coming into.

*hands you a sharpie and points at my leg* Get signing!

Edit: or if you don't like sharpie markers, you can do something neat to decorate it with paper and tape.
Lemon and Lime got stock images of slimes from the Puyo Puyo games and Dragon Quest series and added speech bubbles with get well messages. Certainly more colorful that black lines on purple!

just say something like "I hope your arm doesn't start itching". hoping reading it makes the arm itch of course

If it were to be one of my close friends, probably a dick joke or two.

To a friend: Great job jackass, break your other leg while you're at it lol :)
To a stranger: Get better soon
To a lover: Get better soon so I won't have to see you in such a miserable state
To obvious jerk: Shove a pen up his ass and break his other leg.
To OP: Draw a slime girl nursing you back to health

These slime girls would be nice

I would just autograph it

Drink up me hearty yoho!

Thats what i would write currently, since im drinking tonight. By my self. Because my friends live too far away to come over every day. Cheers to vodka on an empty stomach, sans chase!


P.S: I dont drink every day. But i have a tradition of drinking myself stupid every time i cash in my empty beverage bottles/containers.

Now you've got me thinking, I've had a ton of casts, probably broken like 25 bones now, and I don't think anyone ever signed a single cast.
Anyway, here's what I'd write.

For my friends: Never do that again, It was a bad idea. Drink milk.
For family: get better soon!*doodle of a flower or something* Drink plenty of milk!
for a stranger: I'll sign it to be nice, but who are you? also, drink milk.

Also, since you're saying your leg is broken, get better, drink milk, and be thankful you aren't a horse because you'd be dead now.
And well, you'd also be a horse.

I'ma call a shitload of mah playaz n' bust a cap up in Pimp Emeritus n' I'ma put his blood up in tha cast signature

Be creative.

When I had a cast I let no one sign it so basically I would just put a line with an X never to it for whoever did want to sign the cast.

I'm not a horse, I appreciate the slime pics, I'm still not sure if I can drink though because of the pain meds every 4 to 6 hours, milk does sound good right now, and if your busting caps then don't make it the hub cap of that truck.
I think I may have missed someone's reply when replying.

Anyway, ( and I'll be putting this in the original post)
My cast is purple and earlier today the twins decided to decorate it a bit with paper and scotch tape so that its temporary and can be changed or moved around.
At the moment it's just a couple stock images of puyos and some dragon quest slimes with speech bubbles typed out in Office Word.

That's pretty creative right?

I'm the kind of guy to draw a big 'ol sloppy dick.

I like to be straightforward when it comes to signing things like cards, casts, etc. I write generic things like "get well soon" or "happy birthday" whether or not it is for a family member, friend, or acquaintance. If I'm in a playful mood, I might draw Trogdor for a friend.

I would first write something like "get well soon!"
Then I would try to draw something cute like a flower, happy face, kitty face, etc.
...then I would accidently mess up on the design
.......I would try to fix the mistake
...........keeps getting worse
..............I need to stop and maybe make it a heart?
.....................fuck my life.......... (-_-).......

When i had a cast, i drew a skull on to it and wrote under 'No Pain', because i was a bad ass.

"Get well soon!"

Probably a pun to try and make them laugh a little, something like "I'll CAST a healing spell to make you better" then pull a stupid face and regret making such a bad joke.

sorry about your leg man, but you cant belive how satisfying it is to push someone down two flights of stairs.

XD so you were the person who drove the van down that stairs? What drugs did you have in there eh? Can I have one?

Back off, everything in that van is mine, go find your own! Unless that is, you are an irl slime girl, than something could be....arranged