What would you're last words be?

no... that's IMPOSSIBLE! How did...? ARRGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGGHGHHG!!

hehe I would kill myself BEFORE I got on that death bed, I guess I would try to mimic Kira's laugh (death note) but I would probably fail at it :|

Cat funerals give me seventeen erections when I bite into sandwiches which are in actuality gored anuses.

"Make sure everyone wears white at my funeral.
And write a hate letter to BSkyB in my name."

"I should of had the soup..."

"I have a secretary, and fuck you. You know what that's my message to you. Fuck you, and kiss my ass"

Me: "I finally understand the meaning of life......"
Whoever Around: "Really?"
Me: "n..n...noo..... FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" *dies*

'i think i left the stove on...'

"This lag is killing me"

"Told you I was sick"

"I... am... the final boss of the internet"

"America might turn into a Spanish speaking nation, but to all those Latinophiles out there: I STILL SPEAK THE MOTHER TONGUE!!!"

[NOTE: I'm going to have to ask the community to respect my feelings for this matter, no matter how much they differ from the general populus. I am a linguistic purist who wishes to maintain and keep an understanding the fact that English was (and always will be) an Insular West Germanic language. Therefore, silly associations between words like "much" (from older "mickle") and "mucho" (from Latin "multiplus" [cf. Portuguese "muito"]) and the blatant attempt by the government to stuff a Spanish down our throats will not be tolerated (by me.)]

"GG, kids. See you in the next game."
"...shouldn't keep Death waiting. Poor chap has a busy schedule."
"...fuck the system. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust!" *laughs*
"Time to bust the myth of the existence of a God."
"Damned as I am, I'm not a part of this system!"
"No coffins, no urns. Send me out to the voids of space."

Srsbzns:
"To this end, I regret nothing. Smile, for the world moves still."

- "Don't take my shit! Or i'll kill ya!"
- "How are you supposed to kill me when you're dead?"
- "Fuck You"

I'd pull them in close and whisper in their ear
"...taste the rainbow...." /dead

i ate your doughnut

this is kinda confusing because when u die u die alone :o

but in that case i just say "Good bye creul world"

1. *checks watch* you're late
2. Its okay... because I had you.
3. Is flesh wound
4. Why bleach? I had to get the taste of cyanide out of my mouth somehow.
5. I go... with honor! *Seppuku*
6. If a gay midget shows up... just roll with it.

"Death is my savior"

"P-Protect the... Squirrels." drop dead
*Slowly puts two fingers up to my head* "Bang." *fall over sideways off a cliff*
Another anime reference "God's in his heaven... All is right with the world" *Faint Smile*