What would you're last words be?

I would like to say something nice or inspiring. However, after seeing how some members of my family and some of my friends died... I believe I pretty much will end up saying some incoherent babling or just something as simply as "it hurst, it hurst a lot".

Anyway, if I could do it I would say: "What a long strange trip it has been" or maybe "Finally, I can have some rest and stop worrying".

If it was near someone important to me: "Don't worry, i'll always be watching over you."
If it was near like an enemy who jsut killed me: "I'll make sure to see you die so when you come to where i'm going i can be the first kick your ass."

"Shit happens...."

I'd do a final salute.

For Lols: "Don't touch my stuff, ITS BOOBY TRAPPED!"
Reality: I don't expect to get a chance to say anything, as I'm expecting any day now to burst into flames when I walk past the church near my house.

i never won the game.

To quote Tomoya from Clannad...

"You don't have to stay trapped in a miserable place like this. Go to a good college, meet wonderful people. Set your dreams high, and make them come true! You can aim higher than this _______, much higher! Don't waste your time staying grounded with me!"

"i deed it. im da best mang.

it's time for me the rule the heavens instead of this earth."

Me: "My whole life flashed before my eyes."
Person: "How was it?"
Me: "FABULOUS." *Dies*

"Dont look for me"

"I certainly hope I earned a first-class ticket, otherwise"

"Idiot, it's not even a real gun, look."

Funny: At least I was more useful than Yamcha... or Raditz.

Serious: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust - there's no difference in what you are... it's what you do that counts.

"My journey ends here. Now i rest."

"thank the heavens for my family, friends, and the Delete History button"

Mine would be "Can everyone stop killing each other and just make a fucking cake?"

"Don't touch my stuff while I'm gone."

Probably something cheesy, like I love you, or Don't be sad.

"Rosebud...." of course

me- "plea- *cough* please.. get rid of *struggling for air* get rid of all my *cough*"
friend- "what, what is it?"
me- "*grabs friends shirt* GET RID OF MY WEED..*dies*"