What would you're last words be?

PROFOUND... Sadness... :)

"When you bury me...*cough*....bury me face down, so that the world can...*cough*...kiss.....my........ass"

*die*

Yes....I like the sound of that :)

*Eyes closed*
Come gentle death, in dead of night, and steal away the morning light...

*Dies*

"I'll be conquering the world in the afterlife. See you there."

If I'm brutally assaulted and a family member finds me, moments before I die, I'll say "Don't bother chasing them, they'll get theirs..."

If my brother is with me before my death, I'll say "For all our lives, you have always been smarter than me. Now...as death awaits me, I will know first the answer of whether or not there's an afterlife. Jealous?"

If I die before my parents, I'll say to them "I'm being a bad son by doing this aren't I? Of all the shitty things I've done this life, I have to make you bury your son."

This made me laugh so hard. XD Very clever~ =P

I would laugh and then say how pathetic this death would be. Then i would just die quietly.

I probably won't have last words, I'd just close my eyes and await what's ahead of this deep slumber. :')

[font=Verdana][color=green]I agree; I'd rather not have last words and die painlessly in my sleep.

"During my burial, pour cement into my grave before throwing the dirt back in. *Cough* Your delicious brains will thank you."

"Death is the greatest adventure? Nigh, to live, to live it the greatest adventure."

Original:
"Ore no zaihou ka? hoshikerya kurete yaru.
Sagase! Kono yo no subete wo soko ni oitekita."

Translation:
"My treasure? If you want it, you can have it.
Seek it out! I left everything in my life at that place!"

Wait so..? If I die, you're gonna have the money?

I don't want to die as a virgin!

In all honesty, I'd fuck with my kids' head and tell them they're adopted or something.

To infinity and beyond!

"putain vous Canada" a.k.a "Damn you Canada"

I will have a multitude of reasons to say this.

Rather than make an entire new thread for this, I found this thread to be sufficiently close enough. I've recently had some thoughts about my own mortality recently, and it has scared me a little, but I also decided what MUSIC I'd like to play on my deathbed. In my final throes, I want Goku's Super Saiyan Theme to play, as I love DBZ with a passion, and feel like that music would give me the strength to not break down as I reach the end of my life....just thought this might give the thread a little twist.

As for final words, I'm a humorous guy, so theres only one thing to do.
"Get...to...the...choppa!"

I'll look up to the sky and say, "Bang".

*laughs to self* "never thought i would see the day. *Looks up* Where will a guy like me end up, Damn it! *one last smile* I always complained of having a boring life guess its time to end it."