What's a good [American] gift for a mate moving to England?

My friend is moving to England, for like, forever.

I want to get her something that will spite the Brits/show American pride. You know, not offencive but like funny-offencive of which that you shouldn't take offencive?

Like, waving the Union Jack on July 4th. :D

First thing that comes to mind is a simple American Flag.

I love your avatar!! Is that america? *-* Shit..I didnt read it correctly I see...Umm...get an american t-shirt or someone with the american flag on it. DX

Get an M1911 pistol painted red, white and blue, has a beer gut and drives a diesel guzzling car.

or this

FUCK YEAH AMERIKUH

Oh. Yeahhhhhhh! I'll ask her to wear it when she gets off the plane. I would like to see the looks she'd be given, though. D:

@Antw0n — I'll wrap the shirt in one.

@Koko — Yeah, it is. How could you tell? It doesn't really look like him. I just thought that it was cute. xD

Where exactly is she going, and is it too late to stop her?

Also, this.

Those exist in England too... >.>

OT: I don't know, a cap that says, "The British are coming?"

*Insert funny America FUCK YEAH! joke*

A scarf with the american flag motive?

sex slave, mexican housekeeper, descent food(stationed in england hmmm bangers and mash)or make them take hugh grant back!!!! please

She's moving to be BACK with the rest of her family. She's like, the only one of her family in the U.S.A. I'm not going to stop her. Not like she's my lover or that I harbour feelings for her. I'm straight, man.

Decent food. I'll go with that, too.

I live in Britain now myself and can't think of a thing that I'd see as funny offensive.. I'd be offended if she gave me tea and crumpets though, only because I prefer coffee and toast though.

If you want to show off American pride you could always have her arrive dressed in the American flag? Although I never understood why someone would hold such pride for the country they live in. (then again I think us British aren't all that patriotic, too busy with bangers and mash I guess?)

i love english ale, fish and chips, Jordan's tight %%%^y and i liked bangers and mash, but went it the only food i can afford on a sgt pay grade.... you start hating it. beans and toast hell yea

a shirt stating "I speak American" would slightly annoy me if that helps.

Ah. Now I feel bad.
But, aren't you proud of your tea and crumpets? If those things were associated with Americans, I'd be proud. :U

@Kitten_Nyan— I say that all the time...how come I couldn't think of that.

Thanks everyone. :D

Tea and Crumpets would be a pretty generic thing to be proud of though :P

because you do say it all the time?

well you decided yet?


also crumpets do rock :3

a picture of this guy