"When a Guy Says"

Okay people post things guys say but really they don't mean it.

When a guy says he likes eating pussy he doesn't he just wants to get balls deep in your clunge so he'll say that in hopes you will drop dem panties.

When a guy says:
1). I never watch porn!
That's an outright lie.

During the middle of an argument
2). I'm sorry, it's my fault
He wants you to shut up or just drop the argument.

3). I'll call you:
Usually means he won't call you or he will call you at the last minute.

When us guys say there's nothing on our mind, there's usually nothing there.

When us guys say "we're okay", it usually means if there's a problem, we can handle it.

When us guys say "It's a guy thing.", it means if you don't get it; it's not a big deal. Drop it please.

"I don't watch porn"
Well, I'm not watching it right now.

"I'd fuck her"
I find her sexually attractive and given the chance I would procreate with her. Optional: But in practise I'd be too shy.

"Hentai forever, 2D girls ftw!"
I am a shit person who can't get actual female attention. Stuck in a social rut, I have resorted to using anime and/or hentai as a form of escapism.

"I support feminism"
They genuinely believe in gender equality.
or
They're a betamale White Knight hoping to get some pussy by supporting a skewed idea of what feminism actually stands for.

"You should play [INSERT GAME HERE] with me"
I am fond of you but I am also fond of this game. It would kill two birds with one stone if you took an interest in the same game as me.

"Tits, arse, or both?"
Do you prefer a girl have a decent quality rack to nurture your potential offspring, to have a good set of birthing hips so they have a higher chance of a successful pregnancy, or both?

Well i do eat pussy, except i love eating pussy.

When a guy says "I don't care," he really means it and he really doesn't care.

I'll call you.

Literal meaning: 'I do not plan on calling you, EVER.'

"I was thinking of you and got you this"
- I totally fucked up and am hoping to appease you some with things you may or may not like

"I didn't do it!"
- Probably did it, but you're going to bitch at me anyways so it's a 50/50 shot this will work

"I cherish/value/respect/honor you"
- ...and I want to get in your pants

"yeah sure"
- don't give two fucks what it is and am going along with it

"Will be there in a minute"
- will be there when you start to throw a fit so I just bought myself 5-10 more

"you look good"
- your ass and/or tits look sexy as hell in whatever that is

"let's watch a movie at my place"
- I have a better shot at making out with you and possibly scoring tonight by doing this

"I don't watch that show, the channel was just on that when I got home!"
- totally watch that show even when you're not home

"yeah, I'll hit you up in a bit"
- I may call you back or I may not, depends on what else I find.

"I'll never fool around with anyone else ever again, you are the only girl for me"
- lies

;) [emoticon]
- I am really into you and am showing you with this this face

:) [emoticon]
- I like you but we're not intimate enough for me to winkie face you

[no emoticons]
1. I always though emotions were stupid so I've never used them or I grew out of them
2. I use to use them but were far enough in our relationship I don't use them as much anymore
3. Not into this relationship and I'm using short 1-2 word responses as well

"Your singing is amazing"-Now please be quiet because I have ear cancer now.

"... but not as pretty/beautiful as you"
When are you going to get moist and let me get into your pants?

"I am going to be late and my battery is low"
25% chance that he truly means it
25% chance he is going to cheat on you
50% chance he is going to do something you don't approve

"we've been dating for quite a while...."
Wants to get to the next base

You do not you like the sex that comes afterwards, you do it for the reward.

I dunno, im a pretty straight forward guy. Usually whatever i say is the literal meaning of the things i mean to say, not a cover for something.

Like most guys I've meet so far, too (and I'm like that as well). I prefer it in that way anyway, I have troubles catching indirects.

"No you don't look fat in that"
You look fine, stop fishing for compliments.

"I have a headache"
I actually have a headache. Optional: You're the cause of it.

"I'm here for you"
Maybe if I'm soppy enough you'll let me bang you.

"I prefer chubby girls"
I like larger girls who are not morbidly obese.

"I don't care"
I actually don't care.

"Sorry about that, battery died"
I wasn't in the mood to talk on the phone and I was too polite to say so, so I made up this excuse.

"I'm going to have to give it a miss, I've got the shits"
I can't be bothered going out so I made up this excuse.

"Sorry, I fell asleep"
I couldn't be bothered going and I didn't wanna let people down again, so I made up this excuse to make it seem like my absence was out of my control.




Back in my MSN days, ending a sentence with a full stop signified that I was pissed off. Now I do it out of habit.

^ Story of my male friends.

you must be really pissed.

Ha

If only more people (not limited to only men) where more direct. Its not that i have trouble catching hints, its just that the insincerity of most people is sometimes overwhelming.

You are lucky IMO to have dealt with only straightforward people so far.

Yeah, though most girls I've meet are quite opposite, lol (not making any difference frankly, it's just individual cases, I'm a girl myself and I'm straightforward). In a way it has a certain charm to be honest, it would be a bit boring if everyone where so direct all the time like me. My problem with it is that I have troubles catching hints and so, it's quite troublesome sometimes... *sighs*.