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"When a Guy Says"
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men in general never mean a single thing they say,
if they do, they are either drunk, or want to get their guts taken out,
by the girl they talking to.
if they do, they are either drunk, or want to get their guts taken out,
by the girl they talking to.
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Paraphrased from Far Cry 4:
"Women can tell you they love in the moment and mean it. Men on the other hand... men can only love you in hindsight, when too much distance has built up."
-Pagan Min
"Women can tell you they love in the moment and mean it. Men on the other hand... men can only love you in hindsight, when too much distance has built up."
-Pagan Min
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Deathcount779
Thigh High Enthusiast
Some I have said:
"Hey baby, I just got home. Let me get settled really quick and I'll call you back."
I need to take a shit and it's been turtle heading for a while now.
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"Sorry babe I was taking a nap."
I just watched porn for an hour, fapped, and I forgot to text you back during.
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"I have to do some work"
I'm actually watching porn while working. I only have two hands.
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"Bro if I wasn't in a relationship I'd bang her."
I care about my relationship a lot however I find that other girl extremely attractive and I want to slap my dick in between her ass cheeks.
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"I'm sorry"
I'm actually really sorry.
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"She's just a friend"
She's just a friend. Trust me.
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"I'm taking a shit."
Please oh god please ask for pooping selfies.
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"I'm not cheating on you"
You're the only girl that's liked me back in my life, trust me I would never want to do anything to lose you.
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"Fuck people"
Fuck that one person.
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What I have heard other guys say:
"I don't watch porn"
I feel like I am socially superior to people who are comfortable enough to talk about their porn habits. Also I'm a fucking liar. (Do not trust this guy.)
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"I don't swear"
I am an asshole. (Do not trust.)
"Hey baby, I just got home. Let me get settled really quick and I'll call you back."
I need to take a shit and it's been turtle heading for a while now.
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"Sorry babe I was taking a nap."
I just watched porn for an hour, fapped, and I forgot to text you back during.
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"I have to do some work"
I'm actually watching porn while working. I only have two hands.
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"Bro if I wasn't in a relationship I'd bang her."
I care about my relationship a lot however I find that other girl extremely attractive and I want to slap my dick in between her ass cheeks.
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"I'm sorry"
I'm actually really sorry.
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"She's just a friend"
She's just a friend. Trust me.
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"I'm taking a shit."
Please oh god please ask for pooping selfies.
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"I'm not cheating on you"
You're the only girl that's liked me back in my life, trust me I would never want to do anything to lose you.
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"Fuck people"
Fuck that one person.
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What I have heard other guys say:
"I don't watch porn"
I feel like I am socially superior to people who are comfortable enough to talk about their porn habits. Also I'm a fucking liar. (Do not trust this guy.)
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"I don't swear"
I am an asshole. (Do not trust.)
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I love you= I like you a lot and like the sex
I don't care= Nigga you still talking
Hi= I want the Pussy
Sup= you are my friend that I might still fuck
I don't care= Nigga you still talking
Hi= I want the Pussy
Sup= you are my friend that I might still fuck
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I can't believe people are skipping the old vintage lines such as
" How is your day?"
We don't care, that's just a set up line to start something or end a conversation.
" How is your day?"
We don't care, that's just a set up line to start something or end a conversation.
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when a guy says k
it's because we have nothing else to say to what you just said, its not that we don't care.
it's because we have nothing else to say to what you just said, its not that we don't care.
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as a guy if i say i dont care i mean it cause for some reason she thinks it means i do care..... no i dont lmao so leave me alone
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When I'm up late on the phone talking in the middle of the night and gets interrupted, and I'm trying to explain who's on the line.
I really is talking to Jake from state farm.
I really is talking to Jake from state farm.
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Holoofyoistu
The Messenger
"That looks great on you, i love it."
Has no idea what the hell is going on and would think shes hot even if she was wearing Gaga's meat suit.
Has no idea what the hell is going on and would think shes hot even if she was wearing Gaga's meat suit.
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"you're really cute! really!" - i'm willing to fuck you because i got no other option if i want ass.
or
"you're really cute! really!" - i actually think you're cute and i'm not bullshitting you.
i can't figure out which one my BF is tho.
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"you're really cute! really!" - i actually think you're cute and i'm not bullshitting you.
i can't figure out which one my BF is tho.
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retfir wrote...
"you're really cute! really!" - i'm willing to fuck you because i got no other option if i want ass.or
"you're really cute! really!" - i actually think you're cute and i'm not bullshitting you.
i can't figure out which one my BF is tho.
Both if he want that ass you have to at least be cute
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Holoofyoistu
The Messenger
Longevity wrote...
Okay people post things guys say but really they don't mean it.When a guy says he likes eating pussy he doesn't he just wants to get balls deep in your clunge so he'll say that in hopes you will drop dem panties.
With all due respect, i disagree. I really enjoy giving oral, even when its not followed by sex or resprical oral, i just love doing it. Some guys dont care about getting some after, and just get satisfaction from pleasuring their partner.
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When a guy says "I love you" to soon. Real translation: I love your booty. Been there with a friend.
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well men tries to keep things simple in our toughts; so "when a guys says" come to speak it could be a lot of meanings for a sentence but almost all the time its literraly the stuff that it says.....
hence of it when a guy says "id fuck that chick" it´s simply means he wants to bang that chick.
hence of it when a guy says "id fuck that chick" it´s simply means he wants to bang that chick.
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1. “I’ll call you.”
Translation: “I’m not going to call you. Well, I might. Probably not, though.”
2. “I don’t care.”
Translation: “You have presented me with an option that, while clearly very important to you, is not a big deal to me at all. Since we’re probably going to end up doing what you want to do anyway, let’s just skip the conversation and go straight to that. If I actually do care about a choice you give me, I swear I will tell you. This is not a test and I’m not trying to be difficult. I truly don’t care. So, for the love of God, just tell me where we’re going to eat tonight.”
3. “She’s just a friend.”
Translation: “I’m flattered by your jealousy and I swear I’ve never had sex with her. If I had, we probably wouldn’t still be friends.”
4. “It’s my fault; I’m sorry.”
Translation: “We’ve been arguing about this for hours and I just can’t take it anymore. Congratulations, you wore me down. Can we have sex now?”
5. “Can we talk about this later?”
Translation: “Could you pretty, pretty please with sugar on top… shut the fuck up?”
6. “My ex was kind of crazy.”
Translation: “This is going well and I’m very attracted to you, but please, please, please, if you’re crazy, reveal it as soon as possible. I’ll probably slit my wrists if I have to go through that again.”
7. “I was kidding.”
Translation: “Oh, shit, I was using humor to express something I believed to be profoundly true, and you saw right through it. This is me backpedaling.”
8. “I never masturbate.”
Translation: “I’ve cut down to three times a day.”
9. “Strip clubs are gross.”
Translation: “Of course they’re gross, but I still go to them in a pinch. You see, I love naked women, but I like women who might actually have sex with me much, much more.”
10. “I never watch porn.”
Translation: “I watch a ton of porn, but my last girlfriend found my Internet search history this one time and made me feel kinda like a freak about it, so this is just a flat-out lie. Sorry about that.”
11. “You look amazing in that dress.”
Translation: “Can we go now?”
12. “That’s not what I meant!”
Translation: “Oh, shit, you took that much worse than I thought you would.”
13. “It’s a guy thing.”
Translation: “If you don’t get it, I can’t explain it. Don’t worry about it, it’s not a big deal, and it’s probably stupid anyway. Can we drop it?”
14. “I like a girl who doesn’t wear any makeup.”
Translation: “I don’t know what I’m talking about. Just don’t paint yourself up like a clown. It takes forever, it smells weird and if I touch you or kiss you, it gets all over me. That doesn’t mean I don’t want you looking your best.”
15. “Did you cum?”
Translation: “I know I just killed the mood, but I’m really insecure and I need validation that I was at least adequate in bed and that you’ll give me another chance at it. I love sex.”
16. “You really know how to eat.”
Translation: “This is not a slam on your weight at all, so please don’t take it that way. You don’t make me go to vegan restaurants, and you order things I like, which means I can finish what you don’t eat. Life is good.”
17. “We need to take a little break.”
Translation: “I’ve been trying to get you to dump me for three months now and this is as close as I can get to doing it myself.”
18. “Hey, do you know where my sweatshirt is?”
Translation: “The one I let you borrow the first time you slept over at my place? I’m really flattered that you want to hold on to it, but it’s mine and I want it back.”
19. “I’m really tired.”
Translation: “Of course I still want to have sex, just… you get on top.”
20. “Let me give you a massage.”
Translation: “Let’s have sex.”
21. “I’m not really looking for a relationship right now.”
Translation: “I’m being honest. I just want sex. We can see where it goes and all, but I’m not making any promises about us having a future together. What do you think?”
22. “Let me cook you dinner.”
Translation: “Come over to my place so we can have sex.”
23. “How many guys have you slept with?”
Translation: “I’m an idiot and I’m sabotaging our relationship because there’s no good answer to this question. I won’t like the truth and lying to me is even worse. Please avoid answering this question without making it sound like your sexual history is in line with Madonna’s. Please?”
24. “I didn’t want to bug you.”
Translation: “I didn’t tell you because I knew there was a risk of drama, and being a man, I hate drama, so I didn’t include you. I wasn’t necessarily trying to hide anything and there was no harm done. Can we move past it?”
25. “We should start exercising.”
Translation: “You’re getting fat.”
26. “I’m not angry.”
Translation: “I’m really not angry. Well, maybe I am a little angry, but I’ll get over it. Let’s not make it a big thing, okay?”
27. “I’m okay.”
Translation: “Maybe I’m not really all that okay, but it’s something I’d prefer to deal with on my own. Please stop asking me if I’m okay, because the more times you ask that question, the less okay I actually feel.”
28. “How do you know that guy?”
Translation: “Have you had sex with him? Because I’m either threatened by him or think he’s a douche and am worried about your standards.”
29. “I really like you.”
Translation: “You’re smart, funny and attractive and I want you to know it, but I’m not even close to wanting to commit to anything long-term right now. How about we have sex?”
30. “I love you.”
Translation: “Wow, I did it. I’m crazy about you and don’t want to see anyone else. You’re someone I could see spending the rest of my life with.”
[from wallstreetinsanity.]
Translation: “I’m not going to call you. Well, I might. Probably not, though.”
2. “I don’t care.”
Translation: “You have presented me with an option that, while clearly very important to you, is not a big deal to me at all. Since we’re probably going to end up doing what you want to do anyway, let’s just skip the conversation and go straight to that. If I actually do care about a choice you give me, I swear I will tell you. This is not a test and I’m not trying to be difficult. I truly don’t care. So, for the love of God, just tell me where we’re going to eat tonight.”
3. “She’s just a friend.”
Translation: “I’m flattered by your jealousy and I swear I’ve never had sex with her. If I had, we probably wouldn’t still be friends.”
4. “It’s my fault; I’m sorry.”
Translation: “We’ve been arguing about this for hours and I just can’t take it anymore. Congratulations, you wore me down. Can we have sex now?”
5. “Can we talk about this later?”
Translation: “Could you pretty, pretty please with sugar on top… shut the fuck up?”
6. “My ex was kind of crazy.”
Translation: “This is going well and I’m very attracted to you, but please, please, please, if you’re crazy, reveal it as soon as possible. I’ll probably slit my wrists if I have to go through that again.”
7. “I was kidding.”
Translation: “Oh, shit, I was using humor to express something I believed to be profoundly true, and you saw right through it. This is me backpedaling.”
8. “I never masturbate.”
Translation: “I’ve cut down to three times a day.”
9. “Strip clubs are gross.”
Translation: “Of course they’re gross, but I still go to them in a pinch. You see, I love naked women, but I like women who might actually have sex with me much, much more.”
10. “I never watch porn.”
Translation: “I watch a ton of porn, but my last girlfriend found my Internet search history this one time and made me feel kinda like a freak about it, so this is just a flat-out lie. Sorry about that.”
11. “You look amazing in that dress.”
Translation: “Can we go now?”
12. “That’s not what I meant!”
Translation: “Oh, shit, you took that much worse than I thought you would.”
13. “It’s a guy thing.”
Translation: “If you don’t get it, I can’t explain it. Don’t worry about it, it’s not a big deal, and it’s probably stupid anyway. Can we drop it?”
14. “I like a girl who doesn’t wear any makeup.”
Translation: “I don’t know what I’m talking about. Just don’t paint yourself up like a clown. It takes forever, it smells weird and if I touch you or kiss you, it gets all over me. That doesn’t mean I don’t want you looking your best.”
15. “Did you cum?”
Translation: “I know I just killed the mood, but I’m really insecure and I need validation that I was at least adequate in bed and that you’ll give me another chance at it. I love sex.”
16. “You really know how to eat.”
Translation: “This is not a slam on your weight at all, so please don’t take it that way. You don’t make me go to vegan restaurants, and you order things I like, which means I can finish what you don’t eat. Life is good.”
17. “We need to take a little break.”
Translation: “I’ve been trying to get you to dump me for three months now and this is as close as I can get to doing it myself.”
18. “Hey, do you know where my sweatshirt is?”
Translation: “The one I let you borrow the first time you slept over at my place? I’m really flattered that you want to hold on to it, but it’s mine and I want it back.”
19. “I’m really tired.”
Translation: “Of course I still want to have sex, just… you get on top.”
20. “Let me give you a massage.”
Translation: “Let’s have sex.”
21. “I’m not really looking for a relationship right now.”
Translation: “I’m being honest. I just want sex. We can see where it goes and all, but I’m not making any promises about us having a future together. What do you think?”
22. “Let me cook you dinner.”
Translation: “Come over to my place so we can have sex.”
23. “How many guys have you slept with?”
Translation: “I’m an idiot and I’m sabotaging our relationship because there’s no good answer to this question. I won’t like the truth and lying to me is even worse. Please avoid answering this question without making it sound like your sexual history is in line with Madonna’s. Please?”
24. “I didn’t want to bug you.”
Translation: “I didn’t tell you because I knew there was a risk of drama, and being a man, I hate drama, so I didn’t include you. I wasn’t necessarily trying to hide anything and there was no harm done. Can we move past it?”
25. “We should start exercising.”
Translation: “You’re getting fat.”
26. “I’m not angry.”
Translation: “I’m really not angry. Well, maybe I am a little angry, but I’ll get over it. Let’s not make it a big thing, okay?”
27. “I’m okay.”
Translation: “Maybe I’m not really all that okay, but it’s something I’d prefer to deal with on my own. Please stop asking me if I’m okay, because the more times you ask that question, the less okay I actually feel.”
28. “How do you know that guy?”
Translation: “Have you had sex with him? Because I’m either threatened by him or think he’s a douche and am worried about your standards.”
29. “I really like you.”
Translation: “You’re smart, funny and attractive and I want you to know it, but I’m not even close to wanting to commit to anything long-term right now. How about we have sex?”
30. “I love you.”
Translation: “Wow, I did it. I’m crazy about you and don’t want to see anyone else. You’re someone I could see spending the rest of my life with.”
[from wallstreetinsanity.]
