Your favorite dreams?

Just as the title says.

There was this one where I was a ho, and I had this pimp, and I called him big daddy. I also talked in this ghetto accent, and said my 'D' almost like a 'Z'. Which is weird because even if I'm African American, I most certainly don't talk like that.

I also had one where I was falling down a rabbit hole like the scene from Alice in Wonderland, but my skirt and petticoat were puffy, so I was falling slowly. That one song that Pogo remixed out of the movie was playing in the background. It was sort of cool.

So, people, what are some of your wackiest, craziest, or funniest dreams?

Nowdays, my favourite dreams are those I remember, but my favourite by far was one night where I was dozing in and out of sleep, 5 seperate dreams I remember all relating to the same story (or whatever you would call it). Each was a continuation.
I was at a school where all the students were from all different series of anime. Gendo was the principal, who later turned out to by Auron from FFX, there was the different groups that hung out and different clubs, like the Kendo club and Giant Robot club. I remember being at kendo club and the senseis were Kenshin and Afro Samurai for some reason, and talking to Ichigo about the effectiveness of removing the head in battle. The dreams mostly involved defending the school from a series of attacks and then going home to study anime history. I remember at one point I was in art class, drawing manga-style as I always do and the teacher commenting on how realistic my drawings were (as opposed to real life where I draw anime and they say 'you will NEVER get anywhere drawing like that'). There were references here and there but more and more of the dream fades from memory in time. Shame, the one thing I do remember vividly though is at the end I walked up to the door of my house and when i opened it, Osaka from Azumanga was there, who promptly said 'Hey! Im here to wake you up. HAWK, EGGPLANT, AWAKEN FROM YOUR SLUMBER' and I woke up...

Man, I haven't had a straight dream in years. I been having dreams of montages that I can't remember ever since. some people that I know say that this kinds of dream occurs when the dreamer's life is kinda mess for them and out of their control, but I say, it's probably my bed.

My favorite dream happened when I was in high school. I was in my house alone and suddenly two girls from my class that I liked came out of the kitchen. One was naked and the othr only had an apron on and then Stacy Kiebler comes out of the bathroom with a bottle of Coca-cola and whipped cream and we had a four way with for some strange reason Ronald McDonald filming the whole thing. Best dream ever.

I don't remember most of my dreams, but one I do remember is about a love interest I had a few years ago.

I had a pretty big crush on my best friend's little sister. Looking back on it, the dream was extremely weird. It was a school setting, but it wasn't my school; rather it was the government annex building for the county I live in. Anyway, in the dream her and I were close friends with a bunch of people. We were sitting around a window ledge talking with a bunch of friends when she leaned over and kissed me.

Of course I instantly woke up and in the great words of Kaorin "CONTINUATION!"

Stupid dream, but it is one of the few that I can still remember vividly that was a good dream.

Most of my favorite dreams are the ones I don't remember. I hate to burst the bubble of a lot of dark dicks, but the majority of the dreams I have don't involve shit that would make most people drive an ice pick through their eye sockets, although I do have a considerable number of those. For the most part, my dreams reflect what's going on around me while I'm sleeping, mostly what's on TV. I've had a lot of fucked up dreams, don't get me wrong.

The one dream that made me feel the best when I woke up was when I was an anteater. As an anteater, I was able to organize a group of about 25 other anteaters and, through disturbingly simple tactics, I took over the world. I might have been an anteater, but somehow I managed to unite the world and do just about everything that mankind has been struggling to do for decades.

Well I had one dream back that I had in my freshman year in college in one of the first weeks of dorm life.

I dont know where I was, right outside of a beach though, but I was living with Rukia from Bleach. Now from there it was weird to me, we were sitting at the table eating breakfast just talking about random stuff. It was just an average meal until I get up, walk over to her, and begin kissing her. From there it just kept leading up to where you obviously know where it lead. But it wasnt just sex, she freaking loved me there and at least in the dream I think I had feelings for her too. Things happened after that but it involves personal information that I really dont want to repeat. But after I woke up from that dream I kind of felt like crap because my dream version was really happy, and I felt very depressed for a while after that.

I bet Bleach was playing while you were having that dream.

A lot of times, things going on around you while you're sleeping can influence your dreams. My mom watches that poker championship, or whatever the fuck it is. A while back, I had a dream that I was in some back room poker game and for some reason I bugged out and started killing people. When I woke up I was still raging. Later on, after talking to my mom, I found out that the people I was killing in my dream had the same names as the people that were on TV when I was asleep.

I wonder if that applies to the people in the room as well. I was actually talking to my roommate during that same year and apparently he had some weird sci-fi dream where I was some kind of space fleet admiral. Grated that sounded badass to me but I wonder if it was because we were still new to living with total strangers.

My faves have GOT to be the ones where I realize its a dream and I can do w/e I want...

Those are rare as FUCK but I love em...

Why dont my dreams end up being fun like any of yours? I always get random stuff things that barely make any sense. For instance a week ago I dreamt that I was strolling on a board walk when I decide to take a staircase downstairs. At the bottom theres a dark desert with red lightbulbs glowing in the sand and I pull one out. The next thing I know everything goes black and Im going up the staircase. When I reach the top the boardwalk is all destroyed and messed up, the end.

Doesnt make much sense does it?

Well I finally had a dream with hentai in it (I shit you not) on the weekend and it was just getting good when my friend called me and woke me up.

ah, the one when i was in coma. it took me 3 days to awake. but it's the best dream i ever had. It's like playing the Chrono trigger

Me Hugging my Crush in public...as people around me were clapping their hands and smiling...It sucked after I woke up though.

I can't think of any particular dream, but here's a cool one for you-

For about 3 years now, every single one of my dreams only involve my real life situations, but always in anime form.

Basically, it's like someone made an anime out of my school life and I watch it in my dreams.

Freaky, eh?

I had one that I went to an Asylum, but it was inside a train and all the staff had a french accent, fucking freaked me out a bit.

My favorite dreams are the ones when you wake up going "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Or when you wake up in fear that the dream was reality and get that huge breath of relief when you find out it was only a dream.

My first wet dream, I guess... Do I need to elaborate?

My favorite dreams have always been of travelling to distant places or involves a distant faraway place, but most of my dreams' imagery are of what I've seen and pieced together from the pictures on the books I've read. Kinda reflective of myself, I always have an affinity for travelling to far places.

Those were all quite strange!