Your plans for Halloween.

You plan to do anything special for the kiddies who will be ringing doorbells and knock knock knocking for some candy? Will you go trick or treating with your kids instead?

What are your plans for this Halloween?


If possible id like to dress up as a woman obsessed with the color purple, with purple hair and sloppy purple body paint all over me and my purple outfit, rocking back and forth on my porch... Constantly muttering how my house needs more purple in it, and yelling "stay back! I give offerings!" at kids because their costumes aren't purple enough either. And as they leave make some sort of fake prayer about how "purple is the ultimate, the savior of us all, it loves us, it protects us, O heavenly violet above. "

I'll give purple and black candy from a purple pail too

Well I'll be moved into my new place by then. I'm dressing up as a female Wayne from Wayne's World. I might pass out candy, might just wander around and see the sights considering it'll be fall on the east coast and I can be one of those obnoxious leaf-tourists from CA you guys loathe.

Apologies in advance for my Wayne's World party time leaf-gawking.

Nothing really. The problem is it falls on a Friday which I work. I could maybe head to a party after work, but I get off at 1am and need to be up at 8am to work a 15 hour shift the next day. So hmmm

Same thing I pretty much do every year; watch a bunch of horror movies on TV or on DVD (^w^)

The same thing that I did last year: buy a big bag of candy, hope that someone comes to my house and then begrudgingly eat all the candy when I realize that nobody's going to show up.

Gonna go to a Halloween party at a elementary school put on some games all while dressed like Jason Voorhees

I'm going to come to the door in my boxers and with a bottle of booze, wearing a fake mustache, and acting like a retarded hick.

Hopefully it scares away most of the trick-or-treat brats, since I can't afford shit or dick for Halloween candy.

Probably not gonna do anything since Halloween isn't that big of a deal in where i live.

No, I have a better idea - I should walk around town and scare kids wearing a trench coat.

I'm sure opening the coat to show them my half-mast buddy would do the trick.

Gonna hang out at my mate's house and hand out candy, scaring the shit out of kids. I'm gonna dress up as a zombie and (I'm double jointed, kinda) bend my arms and body in weird ways like a contortionist.

Gonna be great.

never celebrated halloween and never will