If Left 4 Dead 1~2 Were Real.

So if left 4 dead was real what would they look like?
How would their attacks be on a living human?
How long would we survive? lol
But i think it would be something awesome to see or be tested on how much power each has and how much damage it can do to a real human.
Like the Smoker can grab a human and Squeeze them to death, that would mean they would be breaking rips, snapping other parts and choking them all at once.
The hunter would pin you to the ground and claw at you ripping flesh and leaving insane cuts and not to mention the power he could do.
The Spitter would spit acid that would eat flesh.
The jockey would claw at your face and eyes while riding you?
Boomer would just puke?
Charger would do massive damage cause brain damage and breaking of your spine from being slammed to the ground over and over. (One question tho, how can he grab ANYONE with his little tiny fingers? ^^)
The witches claw would be like razor blades and would slice anything that would upset her
And not to mention the tank, maxed out on muscle and throws rock the size of cars at you That would snap bones or bust skulls and jsut him getting ahold of you, he could rip you in half.
So what would you guys think the damage they could do would be like in real life?
Who is your favorite infected? :)
This is just something that would be AMAZING to see tested on a tv show or somthing! :D

I didnt read what you wrote all i know is im taking shelter in walmart.

Well, there damn sure isn't going to be small groups of survivors wading through hordes of infected with machine guns blazing. Instead, I think the only "survivors" would be the one's smart enough to avoid the infected altogether, as I highly doubt a regular human would even be able to stand up to a single basic infected, much less a horde of them. And I shouldn't have to explain how much of a threat that special infected would be.

I think if anything were to happen it be close to how people acted in High School of the dead were people form a small group if needed and basicly to hell with anyone else. As for people fighting zombies i really doubt it, be to afraid to act or know what to do if there were more then a few together.

No, see, the problem with that is HOTD had the traditional Romero style zombies. that kind of situation is much more survivable than a Left 4 Dead scenario. Romero zombies are stronger and harder to kill at the cost of being slower than a turtle taking a shit. Thus, they're easier to avoid, plan against, and, if need be, kill. However, a Left 4 Dead scenario would realisticly just kill off just about everyone where the infection has spread as the likelyhood of survival would be almost nonexistent as the infected are faster than a rabid jackrabbit on crack.

If it were real.. I'd be surprised that a widescale infection happens.

And they grew to a point enough to overwhelm the people its the end. And that sucks. No more manga. I dont' think I'm ready for the boring world where I have to wash my clothes in a clean river.

I'm actually in good shape, and I still don't think I'd be able to survive a Left 4 Dead scenario. Physical condition is only a part of surviving in that kind of situation. You also need abundant supplies, a safe shelter, and a good strategy to survive and most people don't even have half of that. Basically, the only people who'd have any chance of making it out alive are the ones who've been planning for some sort of widespread disaster such as war and the like.

Well, to be honest, I disagree with Left 4 dead zombies. A simple virus can't just mutate a humans body into potent weapons with claws and shit. It sounds more like mutants attacking than zombies. If anything, Dawn of the Dead to HOTD would be more realistic.

But, if it Left 4 Dead zombies did come, with how tactical they are, we wouldn't stand a chance. The attacks that you see them do in that game, a single hit would stun us or take us down, where as everyone believes that they could take on a claw to the face. The human body is resiliant, but we are still vulnerable to pain. The only people who would survive would be the ones who could travel at night and avoid anything at all costs.

I wouldn't survive. Left4Dead is in my top 3 "I wouldn't be able to survive this apocalypse" list, along with an Alien apocalypse and IAMLEGEND.

I will just follow the rules of Zombieland http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombieland#The_rules