Left 4 Dead

That's hilarious haha

Apparently they can take a full 10 shells of auto shotgun fire and a lot, I repeat, a lot more punishment. I'm assuming it's easy to pepper the damn thing with fire, but I'm thinking that getting headshots is key, which is pretty fucking hard when it's face is so damn small and either he's charging you or throwing bricks and shit at you. Apparently circling the damn thing barely works since it moves pretty fast.

Reminds me of Jekyll and Mr. Hyde from the movie League of Extraodinary Gentlemen.

anyone find any Zoey porn yet?

That's mad funny, hehe. No, not yet.

Anyone notice that zombies do some weird things? More often than not, I find a zombie just leaning on his arm on the wall. I even witnessed a male and female zombie duking it out in the corner with the female winning... then preceding to eat his guts, and I'm standing like 2 yards away.

Apparently a melee to the back on a zombie has to be precise for it to be a 1-hit KO. On Expert, I can never pull it off on a lonesome zombie.

I've seen several times how a zombie shoved another zombie into the fire at the beginning of stage 2. And once when my team cornered a witch in front of the train tunnel to take her out she would just put her hands in front of her face and run in circles, seemingly unable to decide who to attack first, allowing us to kill her without any troubles at all - I wonder if this is controllable. And two times now I've witnessed how we've startled a witch while fighting off regular zombies and she kind of 'vanished', instead of attacking she just ran away and we weren't able to find her afterwards.

Tanks and witches don't get along apparently. Haven't seen it myself though...

i fucking hate boomers.

Fucking awesome. 2 days 8 hours left.

I probably shouldn't post this here, but seeing how I'm totally hyped up about L4D, it's the only reason why I would ask a technical question here instead of in the Computer and Technology section.

Those who have played with me, often notice that my aim isn't the greatest right? I run L4D demo, but even at low video settings and disabling other options in Advance Settings, the demo still runs slow and lags a bit. This cannot go on if I want to survive the ultimate zombie-apocalypse survivor experience, especially on Expert level. (I think there's a difficulty level called "Impossible", but I saw that through the acheivement awards section and I don't know if it's true: http://www.left4dead411.com/left-4-dead-achievements )

The minimum requirements are this:
Supported OS: Microsoft Windows XP / Vista / Vista64
Processor: Pentium 4 3.0GHz
Memory: 1 GB
Graphics: 128 MB, Shader model 2.0, ATI 9600, NVidia 6600 or better
Hard Drive: At least 7.5 GB of free space
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card

Recommended settings are this:
Supported OS: Microsoft Windows XP / Vista / Vista64
Processor: Intel core 2 duo 2.4GHz
Memory: 1 GB
Graphics: Shader model 3.0, NVidia 7600, ATI X1600 or better

My settings on my HP Pavilion dv6700 Notebook PC:
OS: Microsoft Vista
Processor: Intel Core2 Duo 1.83GHz(x2)
Memory: 3 GB
Graphics: Mobile Intel(R) 965 Express chipset Family (DirectX 9.0 w/ total graphics memory 358MB)
Hard Drive: no problem here, can always clear out my anime.
Sound Card: no problem here, DirectX 10

So here are my questions: Wtf's wrong here? Why can't I play this game smoothly? I figure it's either my Processor isn't fast enough or my video/graphics card isn't enough, or both. I really don't know what the problem is, but if the latter is the case (lacking in processor and vid/graphics card), what kind of PC card should I get to improve my performance since I'm running it on a laptop? Normally, I wouldn't care about this since the minimum settings are usually more than enough... but not for this game. L4D deserves better than this. I'll give +rep to whoever can help me with this in depth... I'm desperate here.

Graphics card seems like the biggest problem...

Now to find one with zoey, lol

:shock: So wrong. Yet still funny. Kinda like that one heavy/medic thing.

On another note, I need ideas for good decoy sprays for the infected. I'm thinking like a medkit or weapon spray. You put it on the wall, wait near it, a survivor comes near thinking they found the real deal and you ambush them. The problem is that sprays can be picky about where they show up, so its not like you could put an image of the adv. weapons on a table where they normally spawn. But still, oh the possibilities. [:twisted:] Imagine the chaos that would ensue if the four infected find the witch first and each of them place a moving gif sprays of the witch around her to confuse the survivors.[/ :twisted: ]

I fucking hate Boomers. Those fatties always get me for some reason.

Also, playing with a touchpad sucks ass. I really need to buy a new mouse for my laptop.

OMG HAHAHAHAHA

Hilarious video. Only one day left for the game's release.

Game is OUT mother fukas! :twisted:

I don't know, my steam account says you are a liar and a whore.


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Ah. I thought that the little button said "Purchase Now!" before. ._.

lol.

Now if only I can get off work at a little before it comes out...

Enough coke? Check.

Chips? Check.

Toothpicks to put in between the eyelids? Check.

No obstacles between my gaming room and the bathroom? Check.

I am ready for this game.