Worst weapons in video game history from any genre

I swear when I came across these I wanted to throw my controller in frustration;

Klobb(Goldeneye 007)- I'd rather use a nerf gun than this piece of junk weapon. I was facing my younger brother and got a headshot with this and it only took two bars of health.

Top Spin (Mega Man 3)- Pirouetting into someone..... Really Capcom? Really? I am well aware this kills Shadow man and the final boss

Sai (TMNT for the NES)- Low range.

Wooden? Sword (Legend of Zelda)- It's Dangerous out there! Take this! Thanks old sage I really need a sword made of balsa wood.

I will probably think of more later on...

Flame frower in Alien vs Predator was shit even the enemy couldn't use them usefully.

souledge. i dont care how fucking cool it looks, it saps you fucking health!!

For me it was

GES Bio-Rifle (BR)

From Unreal Championship.

Really? There was like no real use for it.

Flowers from runescape actually make you hit less.(they're a melee weapon and you can punch and kick in the game) (Its been a long time since I played runescape so i'm not sure if they still have them.)

The mop from Chrono Trigger, with a whopping attack power of 1.

Not really a weapon but the Lock-on feature in Sin and punishment. Using this aiming control in "Normal" mode made that game hell.

Snub pistol from Gears of war
Decoy glove from ratchet and clank

Its strange that I cant think of more

shit was sooooo useless

Found it useful for speed runs and No-hit runs. Now the taunter weapon was useless.

80% of the weapons in lost planet 2 online multi-player..really they all fight so hard for the title i just cant decide which i hate more

Wood stick in Silent hill.

And the knife. Same thing for resident evil prior to the gameplay changes in the 4th, the combat knife sucked in the earlier "fixed camera angle" days.

This is so true.

the perfume on Silent hill.

Jeep w Recoilless 57mm on Company of Heroes Blitzkrieg (I grade it as a weapon since it's a unit that cant do anything else).

Can be killed by any infantry unit and any armored unit in the mod. Crappy accuracy, Rate of fire and armor penetration. Add in the incapability to find camouflaged units and higher price vs the regular jeep makes it more useful..

Silent Hunter 5: Electric torpedoes (early war) @ 90% realism. Unreliable, short range and very slow speed along with small detonation warhead. I don't know anyone that used this torpedoes in their submarine.

Not entirely true .. wooden stick is easier to use and faster but not as damaging as steel pipe.
But at the very least, it still useful whenever you encounter Bubblehead Nurses whose have swift movement.

I will go with Lazy's idea ... Knife at Silent Hill is the worst weapon i ever use.
and an addition,
Tonfa Baton at Parasite Eve 2.

Weapons that you use in case you want to commit suicide or you are very skillful at it.

The glass bottle from Streets of Rage.

Seriously WTF is the point apart from the initial smashing noise, Its just a hinderance when your trying to do a cool combo to kick someones ass. *Pickup*... "I didnt want that" Punched in the face... *Drop*... "Every cloud ey?"

Against other human players, the SMG from Halo 2 and 3 was absolutely useless. You shoot more than 5~10 bullets and the damn gun sight starts walking up the screen. I'd be better off with 2 plasma pistols than 2 SMGs.

Woah woah woah. An SMG and a plasma pistol (charge + spray) was a beastly combination on Halo 2 multi, and dual SMGs were more than effective on Halo 3. Plasma Rifles were pretty bad in both, seeing as you needed to empty two guns worth into someone to kill them, and both pistols were almost useless on their own, but the SMG is reasonable.

Now the Carbine vs the Battle Rifle...

That is true. But still how many times are you going to fight monsters with the stick? I never use it on the account that it weak...