Loving an Onahole

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    Anonymous on March 17th, 2013
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    Top Comments
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 4:34 pm)
    +119 points
    if this kind of onahole is ever made then the human race will end
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 4:51 pm)
    +49 points
    well it might be for the best, since their's too many humans on earth right now :P
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 9:21 pm)
    +53 points
    This...needs...a... SERIES!!!
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:45 pm)
    +8 points
    where can we buy this?
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 9:48 pm)
    +9 points
    Shit!....(Badump! Badump! Cumdump! Badump!)
    I Have a feeling that this will end up like Believe Machine, My Heart is telling me it will.
    That and shes a massive Cumdump.
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 4:20 am)
    +3 points
    not quite, is just that we are cramped in big cities instead of spreaded on little ones, theres still much space left!
    (Thu Apr 11, 2013, 10:17 am)
    +1 points
    This & Believe Machine are the upgraded version of chobits & if u don't know what that is u should look it up, descent anime^-^
    (Fri Jan 16, 2015, 1:28 pm)
    +1 points
    Yeah but this is in Japan, where one of their major problems is the low birth rate.
    (Tue May 7, 2013, 3:28 pm)
    Agreed! It's a win win scenario!
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 5:48 pm)
    +18 points
    Fully functioning wombs will be coming out in the 3.2.5104 system update.
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 10:36 pm)
    +13 points
    Onahole women have onahole babies, I'm afraid. That can't end well.
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:11 am)
    +3 points
    i wonder if it become a series would be like
    believe machine
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 1:48 am)
    +3 points
    the human race will be slowly turned into onaholes
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 10:07 pm)
    +3 points
    Windows OS is Vista, kindly switch to 7
    (Tue Jul 14, 2015, 2:05 pm)
    +1 points
    Onaholes will only have female babies, so...
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 8:20 pm)
    +6 points
    Reminds me a bit of the manga "Molester man" xD Dem onaholes.
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 11:57 pm)
    +1 points
    yea, sachiko ftw man XD
    (Tue Mar 19, 2013, 11:07 am)
    +1 points
    Hell yeah! I was wondering if anyone would mention her XD
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 8:59 pm)
    +3 points
    reminds you of that episode of futurama with the lucy liu bots huh?
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 9:21 pm)
    +3 points

    Its already ending, Otakus from All over the world are starting to mass produce.

    Ironically like a Virus, not actual reproduction
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 4:30 pm)
    +2 points
    Mother of God....women are now obsolete O_O
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 6:40 am)
    +2 points
    Then I sincerely hope that a crazy japanese company create a superb onahole like that !

    That would be a hell of a cumming apocalypse !
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:33 am)
    +1 points
    ...I'd actually buy it though. i'd blow my savings, seriously, know why?
    Because it fulfills my dream: Get a girlfriend.
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 2:16 am)
    +1 points
    You might as well get a dog and say it's your girlfriend... Sorry but as of today's standards of what's 'normal', a girlfriend has to be human, ridiculous right ?
    (Mon Apr 29, 2013, 8:41 am)
    +1 points
    "Don't cheat on your wife, use this instead"... Yes this will probably lead us into extinction...
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 2:13 am)
    +1 points
    Can we have the pettanko version too ?
    (Fri Apr 12, 2013, 9:03 pm)
    +1 points
    Have you looked around lately? Not like humans are worth saving. -_-
    Now shut up and take my money! I wants me an onahole!
    (Mon Nov 11, 2013, 9:24 pm)
    +1 points
    Waaait,If you have a girlfriend theen you have this Onahole,Is it cheating??
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 9:16 pm)
    Why? Men would finally have the equivalent to what females have. The Human race would be fine as long as we donate sperm to a sperm bank. Real chicks will wind up lesbians which is how things seem to be going anyway in our world nowadays. But with this Onahole, at least we'd feel useful.
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:37 am)
    Well, heck I'm all for this onahole, considering there is still a decrease in the marriage rate; and its still going slowly down. But on the other hand there wouldn't be any future offspring.
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 3:23 pm)
    Welp, time to put on my reaper cap!
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 4:47 pm)
    I'd worry about the human race if this ever were to come true, then again I don't think I'll have the time to worry about anything at all. -_-"
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 3:48 am)

    * holds fingers Mr Burns style*
    (Wed Mar 20, 2013, 3:56 pm)
    Well lit might cut down on the stupid people out there, and all the unplanned pregnancies and premature young parents so there may be an upside to this invention
    (Wed Mar 20, 2013, 3:53 am)
    I wonder how many people will be like myself: too damn awkward to even make a move on a human sex toy. I hope to god it's not just me.
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 5:06 am)
    If this was made one day, will this story become that Futurama episode. Tempting eh?
    (Wed Aug 14, 2013, 10:40 pm)
    If it does someone better not mess up my onahole's face
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 5:48 am)
    Can some one please tell me where i can get that
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 8:04 pm)
    Yep, this doujin is sowing the seeds of our doom. So, this is how its all going to end, huh...I'm good wit dat!
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 7:41 pm)
    I completely agree with you on that, but I'd get one anyway
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 8:02 pm)
    Then it should fucking start already, I fucking want one
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 8:17 pm)
    I guess we've had a decent run. I'm going to buy one.
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 9:14 am)
    You kidding me? If they ever do make it, divorce rates will go down, there will be less scandals, and lives won't be scarred!
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 10:06 am)
    that broadband
    we will need
    for virtual sex
    like the
    Loving an Onahole
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 3:48 am)

    * holds fingers Mr Burns style*
    Sweet Rolls
    (Sun Mar 17, 2013, 6:40 pm)
    +30 points
    Feeling lonely?
    Tried of masturbating?Tried of paying child support?
    Wife NTR you more than once?
    Ever had to pay for a cheap prostitute that you don't know what STDs are waiting for you?
    Are you just flat out horny?

    Then today is your day! We introduce you to onahole! A props-size women that you can do for the rest of your miserable life. You've been happily married for 42 years and have 3 kids? Who gives a damn! The onahole will make you feel like you never got the ring in the 1st place! Her features are as follow;
    • Automated vacuum mouth suction
    • Mouth temperature settings.
    • And much more!

    Are you horny now? Because I know am! So what are you waiting for? Call this number! 1-(800)-ONAHOLE! Repeat 1-(800)-ONAHOLE! And when ya call in the next 10 min we'll toss you another FREE! Wait! Did he just say another one for FREE? YES I did you hopeless bastard! 2 chicks for a price of 1! So stop spanking your monkeys and call now!

    [warning!] If the onahole didn't come from the box then 9 out of 10 its not a onahle its a undercover cop! To refrain from futures of getting into jail please make sure it's is delivered to your house within the box!
    (Thu Mar 21, 2013, 3:34 am)
    +4 points
    You Sir Sgt.broski... are a god among the comments of Fakku. You have my respect and I shall support your promotion of onaholes. Your products of onaholes are much more efficent than those people advertising vaccums and cooking devices, seeing as though these onahole products have incorporated those elements.
    (Mon Apr 29, 2013, 8:43 am)
    +1 points
    Fakku community... Lol'd so hard, love ya guys... ^^
    (Mon Mar 18, 2013, 4:01 am)
    -3 points
    i had to manual the automated vacuum mouth suction. is it a defect?
    Recent Comments
    Apex o_O
    (Sat Oct 17, 2015, 2:13 pm)
    +1 points
    I would totally buy this.
    (Thu Jul 2, 2015, 2:19 pm)
    +1 points
    *stands still in a store, pretends being a super modern anahole*
    (Fri Oct 24, 2014, 2:03 pm)
    +1 points
    Shut up and take my money!!
    (Fri Sep 12, 2014, 9:23 pm)
    +1 points
    Registered to favorite this @_@
    (Mon Mar 31, 2014, 6:06 am)
    +2 points
    I thought it will turn out that she's his neighbor and he will find the real onahole in the corner or something after sex.
    (Fri Feb 28, 2014, 8:17 am)
    +1 points
    Why haven't they made an onahole tag yet?
    (Mon Feb 10, 2014, 2:33 pm)
    +1 points
    Shut up and take my money! Now this will surly be a HOT Experience
    (Sun Feb 9, 2014, 4:09 am)
    +1 points
    fuck girlfriends, you better just buy this shit
    (Sun Feb 9, 2014, 4:04 am)
    +1 points
    is it just me, or is it the way this guy makes the mouths of these girls makes me want to fuck them.
    (Sun Sep 8, 2013, 4:36 pm)
    Everything changed when the fi- 4th gen onaholes atta- were made.
    (Sun Sep 8, 2013, 11:53 am)
    aaah such a brilliant future....
    (Thu Aug 15, 2013, 12:30 am)
    i reallly want there to be more cause these stories are amazing. same goes for the one with the brother and sister
    (Sun Jul 21, 2013, 4:23 pm)
    I'd definitely get one
    (Mon Jul 8, 2013, 2:38 pm)
    chapter 2 please
    (Sat Jun 22, 2013, 4:07 am)
    Honestly if these were ever made, I think women would go extinct or become a "Collector's item". Not going to lie I'd prefer one of these over real women, it's always: 'but love i'm to tired' and me going 'you don't need to do anything though... I only need like 5-10 minutes hun.'. (Love you irl Waifu!)
    (Sun Jun 16, 2013, 10:46 am)
    To be Honest, This kind of Onahole is way better than a Girlfriend.

    I should start saving money...
    thats heh hehe
    (Sun Apr 14, 2013, 2:45 am)
    WTB one of these
    (Sat Apr 13, 2013, 1:14 am)
    If she looks like an anime girl... SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
    (Fri Apr 12, 2013, 12:17 pm)
    make this a series!
    (Tue Apr 9, 2013, 6:34 pm)
    Kinda like chobits...but with a better plot.
    (Mon Apr 8, 2013, 12:07 am)
    This reminds me of...
    Yuria Shiki 100%, anyone?
    (Thu Apr 4, 2013, 3:44 pm)
    who needs birth rates
    (Fri Mar 22, 2013, 8:36 am)
    You don't just give the creator if this godly invention a HANDSHAKE. PFT. You give him a fucking medal, of the highest class, on global networks, presented to him by the president, and a custom made onahole of his own. Annnnnnnnnnnnd a unicorn which flies rainbows and makes the world's best sandwiches.
    (Fri Mar 22, 2013, 8:30 am)
    Oh god. There is hope over the horizon. No more lonely nights. No more fapping by yourself. Now, now this, this is a revolution. WE SHALL PREVAIL.
    (Wed Mar 20, 2013, 11:31 pm)
    Why hasn't Japan stopped developing the awesome technology they've developed and just gotten onto this instead?
    (Wed Mar 20, 2013, 10:18 pm)
    this was Buttobi CPU + Believe Machine + Yuria 100shiki
    (Wed Mar 20, 2013, 7:08 pm)
    Fue's works are the best oh my god I WORSHIP YOU
    (Wed Mar 20, 2013, 3:37 pm)
    Even if they were real, i'm sure they'd still leave some of us for someone who was bigger.
    (Tue Mar 19, 2013, 5:04 pm)
    +4 points
    I'm going to explain this to all single women who are thinking. "Why would guys want a doll when there are so many women around".

    Well the thing is, by nature, women are attracted to THE alpha male. Obviously there is more than one alpha out there but in any given context there's only one, meaning that the rest of the women who the alpha isn't banging have to *settle* for a regular guy.

    And it hurts. Relationship dynamics are perceived as the guy having to buy the fidelity of a woman, through money, time and effort, so that she can settle for him.

    And it's is horrible.

    This is why guys dream of a girl that just loves them rather than one that loves the money, compliments and favors you invest on them.

    And yes I know not all women are like that.
    (Fri Apr 12, 2013, 9:07 pm)
    -1 points
    But most are. And a lot of the nice ones are annoying or ugly. The good pretty ones have all been taken by their dream guys or gang raped and turned into some black guy's sugah momma. T_T
    (Tue Mar 19, 2013, 11:05 am)
    And this is why Japan has a declining Birthrate
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