Chef Sanji Posts

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I had a dream about nico robin's nose. No joke lol

That is quite possibly the creepiest picture I've ever seen.

Ever.

Calm down. You're looking at this the wrong way.

Your mother, from the sounds of things, was INTENTIONALLY being a manipulative, "Read my mind or you don't love me." kind of woman.

MOST women do that, but aren't AWARE they're doing that until it's pointed out to them by their friends(and not you, mind you).

My stepdad is quite possibly the nicest guy I've ever met. Ever. He would die for my mother, and she knows it, and loves him dearly for it. He's not smart. Oh god he's not smart. He's not observant, and if my mom is ever angry with him, he immediately stops talking, listens to her, and never talks back, because in his mind, "There's nothing I can say. Even if she's wrong, it won't help me to point it out."

Instead, he waits until she goes to cool off, then does something sweet for her as a way of saying, "I don't know what I did, because I'm not that bright. But I apologize. And I love you."

This works. They've been together...oh...7 years now? And I almost never see them get in fights anymore. He cleans the house for her, keeps odd hours at his job, re tiles the roof, fixes everything. The stability in his marriage to my mom is NOT their actual relationship, but his role in the relationship, and how much he's embraced it. His role as the guy who IS wrong, will always BE wrong, but always doing his damndest to make things right.

If you don't like that scenario: *points* There's the door.

Oh god, he's on to me! *chucks it across the room to distract him and runs away*

Pfft... I'm just here polishing my halo...

You probably are.

The thing is, you're not perfect, and neither is anyone you're going to date.

You will come across women that you think you can handle, and when the fights come, you'll go, "Wow, I really wasn't ready for that."

Because sometimes listening...doesn't work. I know women say they like to have a guy who listens, but sometimes what they really mean is, "I want him to be able to READ MY MIND when I look at him." And sometimes, they're not even aware that that's what they're asking for.

IF you're not exactly on the same page as your girlfriend 24/7 365 days a year, some signs are gonna get read wrong, and next thing you know you're asking her why she seems to be a little distant, and she's even more pissed because you don't know.

Well, you can hope that until the cows come home, but that doesn't make it likely. This is psychology 101. During a relationship things are AWESOME for the first while, and the first fight you have is the most devastating to the relationship, and you WILL have said fight. After that fights get progressively easier to deal with, though they become strenuous on your will to keep the relationship going.

Then you make your first big decision together...I dunno, you decide to move in together or something.

This can result in a lot of difficulties equivalent in strenuousness to a full fledged fight.

After that you dea lwith each other more regularly than before and now you're having tiny little fights every other day about this and that. Who are you talking to? Why don't you tell me more about your days? Why don't you clean up more? Why blah blah blah.

Nobody's relationship is perfect. And accepting this makes it easier to deal with the imperfect nature of these relationships.

What are you talking about? I'm as innocent as a newborn lamb! >_> I seriously hope this gets updated with a revenge story. Also, how the HELL did he meet this girl?

Eurgh, I'm eating a brioche roll and then I see that picture. Apetite is gone.

What I do, is hold the nostril without the dry lump of snot shut, and then blow really hard through the nostril with the snot. 9 times out of 10 it will at least push the snot within finger-reaching distance, or push it out of my nose altogether.

I hate the "boogers" that are actually scabbed up blood vessels. Pick them off and your nose starts pouring out blood like a red river.

I must say good sir that is quite an interesting way of putting it.

...Well duh.

It's not uncommon for girls to 'hate' drama...but that doesn't mean drama still isn't going to be caused, with you in the middle of the shitstorm.

Drama is as unavoidable in relationships as death and taxes are in life. The trick is to figure out how to get out of the drama with your cock and balls still attached, and the partner still sexually and emotionally drawn to you.