Nekohime Posts

Long walk to the end. My body is broken beyond recognition, due to losing some important organs and my teeth, but my spirit shall help restore the balance; balance that is beyond human capabilities imaginable. Now, after all that, it seems that my way has been broken. Someone is trying to prevent one of the many legendary Lamias from reaching the area. This situation is so vulgar because someone stole all my ponies. How does it feel? Very bad.

Later, when everyone came to Moscow that night, someone told me a story that was not pleasant because I couldn't digest most of the fried story. Suddenly, flying across the fields, dragons came with rainbows! What had happened? Then six rabid wolves came from the person with nine orbs made of unicorn's feathers. This encounter was nothing, one, two, or three, could understand. Still, that encounter was most likely be very unreal. Lesbians, homos, niggers, and mostly people who sucked so much jellybeans that they gained homosexually, thus cybering with others and creating the ultimate land.

However it wasn't going as planned, Sgt. Faggotpants had decided to die. Somehow, eventually the

I watched it once just to see what all the hype is about. I sorta like Snooki, but that's only in comparison to the rest of those guido douchebags/douchebaguettes.

I've never owned my own amp.

I've lived in several countries, so yeah...I've left each one.

I've never owned a Mac computer.

If you have cats you trip over, up, and down stairs all the freaking time. I swear, they're trying to murder me. =_=

I've never owned a reptile as a pet.

Bad hygiene and wilful ignorance.

I did, but it wasn't a big bottle, mind you. It was vodka in a flask. Ooooo, how nicely it burned on the way down

I've never been to NYC.

You should wash the noodles, because washing gets rid of the extra gluten that makes the noodles stick together. Not washing makes it sticky.

Yeah, same here. But what freaks me out is dolls--can't stand the things.

Sweet! Congrats on the internship.

I eat them all the time, NOM NOM NOM.

I've never had my wisdom teeth taken out.

Lol at the OkCupid people. But, well, that's what their screening method is for.

I don't have a penis, but for I suppose damaging my hymen beyond repair counts for girls, right? I probably damaged mine doing sports.

I eat octopus all the time. It's delicious. MMMMMM, CEPHALOPODS. TAKOYAKI. MMMMMM.

I've never used black lipstick.

I'm pretty good at not getting hit in softball/baseball. Of course, that also means that I'm not pretty good at hitting the ball either, but whatever--baseball is boring anyway.

I've never had major surgery.

Yes!

Or maybe later...I am le tired.

*falls asleep in the middle of the stairs where people can trip over me*

I met two ex-bfs online, and they were just fine. Set up the first few dates (I'd say at least 5) in a public places, and let someone know who you're with, where you are, and what you're doing. Most people online are just regular folks, just like you and me.

Oh wait, we're on a hentai site, so that makes us quite irregular now, doesn't it?

Hubby has to save me from teh evul crowds!!!

Yeah, being in crowds...not so fun for me. Teh bf and I went to a rock-jazz-world-indie music festival, and the music itself was fun, but the crowds were not. And OMG, I cannot recall seeing so many hipsters in my life--skinny jeans, leather bags, and fixie bikes everywhere! Now I recall why I tend to go to jazz and classical concerts more.

*smushes into the cuddle somehow*

Kitteh needs cuddles, people. I've had a rather long day.

Vodka is my best friend, and wines are my dinner buddies.

Ack, ninja-ed...yes, I've played backgammon, but I still don't understand it 100%.

@Circe: I definitely feel like I need more privacy now. School is out so my roommies are home more often and I'm just getting suffocated here. Plus I'm trying to do my lines and they keep screaming and giggling about something or other... =_=

I've never played bagpipes.

I've done drugs...legally. Vicoprofen can mess you up pretty good.

I've never lived totally alone. I kinda wish I did.