Home Brewed Recipes

We all have those little concoctions that somehow we came up with. So why not share them?

Breakfast Ugly:
3 Large Eggs
3 strips Bacon Cooked and Crumbled
1/4 cup chives chopped
1/4 cup onion minced
1/2 cup cheddar cheese shredded
1/8 cup milk
Cooked and Crumbled Sausage(Any kind and how ever much you like)
1 teaspoon Baking soda

Beat the egg's with the milk and baking soda with a whisk in a small bowl, then pour into a hot greased frying pan.
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side note:
I like to use an Iron Skillet that has been greed with bacon fat
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slowly cook egg like you would an Flat egg. ten add all other ingredients except the cheese and scramble. Once eggs have cooked and everything is mixed add the cheese and keep scrambling till cheese is melted in.

Serve with Toast.

But what is ingenious of this recipe is you can add what ever you want into it. It's kind of like Scrambled Egg meets an Omlet In the summer when my garden is in bloom I like to add fresh green bell peppers and tomatoes picked fresh that morning.

Something quick and easy anyone can do.

Italian Chicken and Veggies.

Chicken (Breasts or Tenders. You can nuke them to defrost)
Italian Dressing
Frozen Mixed Veggies
Garlic
Dried Basil
Parmasan Cheese
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Add about a fourth of a cup of the dressing and crushed garlic to a pan on medium heat. Cook for a minute or so. Add chicken and cook till it's done. Add frozen veggies and dried basil, as much as you want. Stir and cook till the veggies are heated. Sprinkle cheese and serve.

i saw the sandwich section first so i posted this there first and copy/pasted it here:


best sandwich ever(in my humble opinion):
sourdough or rye bread, mayo, mustard, ketchup, and nacho cheese dorkitos(misspelled on purpose so corprate assassins don't come for me).

place equal parts mayo, mustard, and ketchup on both slices of bread, pile dorkitos on one slice, place other slice on top and smash the chips with it. enjoy.


P.S. i discovered this before i discovered smoking pot.

I do that sometimes too. Except I use regular lays potato chips.

Cereal:
Bowl
Spoon
Box of Cereal (can be sweet or not sweet, cornflakes or not cornflakes)
Milk (can substitute with soymilk, or water *not recommended)
Mouth
Teeth
Esophagus
Stomach

Instructions:
1. Pour any amount desired of cereal into the bowl.
2. Afterwards, add in the milk just enough to accommodate the cereal(do not overflow bowl).
3. Use spoon to scoop up a portion of the cereal-milk mixture, and place the contents into your mouth.
4. Using your teeth, chew the newly introduce mixture in you mouth until cereal is thoroughly crushed.
5. Swallow the concoction of the mushy cereal and milk using the esophagus you prepared.
6. Contents will remain in the Stomach until digested.
7. Repeat steps 3-6 until all cereal has vanished.
8. Once you have finished the Cereal, proceed to drink any remaining milk.

Enjoy~

i've been doing it wrong for so many years thank you

i've tried different chips and breads. cheetos, sour cream and onion or barbecue, and even jalepeno flavored potato chips were good, but plain potato or corn chips were to dull for me. the bread is just as important. it has to be a good sourdough or rye, none of that multinational corprately mass produced crap, white and wheat bread are right out. sometimes i add sauerkraut and/or pickles for a little juicieness.


and one more home brew idea:

hot ranch.

some dude i used to work with told me about it. just add your favorite hot saurce to your favorite ranch dressing. i use it to make a dipping saurce for plain old breaded chicken chunks(and sometimes on the afore mentioned sandwich instead of mayo). i haven't tried it with blue cheese yet, but i will.

Here's the recipe for Omnicide's bitchin' beenie weenies. :D


First dice two 1/2 in. slices of onion and green bell pepper

Heat olive oil in skillet then sautee onions and peppers

Cut up 4-6 sausages (I recommend Cheddar wurst or Brats, but any kind works) then cook in skillet with onions and peppers

Add a few shakes of tobasco and warchester sauce

Once sausage is cooked add two cans of ranch style beans and turn off the heat (beans will heat up from the residual heat)

Yeah, that's it. You can use pork n' beans if you want, but I recommend ranch style beans.

mnx's meat sauce sauce

10 cloves of garlic,grind
2 onions,slice finely
1 red paprika,slice finely
i green paprika,slice finely
25 tablespoons of sweet soy sauce
5 tablespoons of oyster sauce
half canned diced tomato,or dice-cut a fresh tomato
3 indonesian green mini-chili
3 indonesian red mini-chili
melted butter
2 tsp of veggie oil
salt,pepper and a bit of sugar to your liking.
water to dissolve the sauce to your liking
corn starch to thicken it to your liking

mix all the ingredients in a blender.
blend it for 30 seconds.
slather the sauce to whatever meat and grill it
enjoy

Peeled lime with fish sauce and salt/thai pepper. Its kinda unhealthy because the amount of fish sauce I'm consuming but its pretty good.

Spaghetti on toast. (Anyone in the IRC should get the reference.) :D