Random Coincidences

I was riding the bus while listening to music. A song from Slipknot comes on. While I'm listening to it, I take a glance at a seat in front of me. On the seat "Slipknot" is written on it. Kinda freaked me out.

Anyone have any similar coincidences happen to them recently?

I was walking thru the shopping district and was hungry. Then a woman ask for a tissue for her bloody nose. I ate the nose and tissue.

While browsing for clothes, the store played some Madeon music while I was feeling hipstery for some reason.

Slipknot is haunting you

I was looking at an image on Danbooru, and shared it with my friend. It turned out that he had just seen the image.

I was looking at cocks on the internet, and whadaya know, I had my cock in my hand. Go figure.

Groovy twice sis.

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Didnt mean to do that

I just this jpeg

I was listening to a song on my phone, changed to the radio and the exact same song played and it played exactly at where I left it off.

Last night I got fucked in the arse by a dick the size of a whale.

Whatddya know, it no longer hurts to have a shit.

*watching a certain drama*

Me: I bet he's gonna say aliens.

Sis: You must be joking.

Guy from drama: He's an alien.

Me: HA! I knew it!

While boss was giving me an assignment to meet and chaperon a priest, his mobile received a message from that priest saying he didn't need to be to greeted. Though I was still assigned to do it.

Told my coworker about my black neighbor who owns an awesome Cadillac DeVille customer comes in to rent a car I ask him what he drives, he's black and he said it was a "pimped out cadi deville" exact quote... Still don't know if its a coincidence or a stereotype......

That's wacist

your just jelly coz I'm psychic.

For the past few weeks I became super paranoid about making sure my locker was actually locked [as in neutral '0' position so no one can guess the combination]. My friend told me that I was simply being paranoid and that no one would actually steal from anyone in this company [massive worldwide warehouse place]. Another friend has asked on a few occasions why I never bring my own lunch into work. I tell that person that its because people tend to eat other peoples lunches. Both times they told me something along the lines of giving others the benefit of the doubt. I ignore this saying that the benefit of the doubt is what gets people into trouble.


a few days ago someone got fired [and charges pressed] for stealing out of other people's lockers and that same week someone got fired for eating other peoples lunches.

Moral: when it comes to people you have no interaction with, its best to go on instinct rather than doubt.

4/20 happened on Easter.

My friend and I were shooting shit and complaining about terrible website administration when I suddenly got the urge to browse Fakku.