What's the weirdest wet dream you ever had?

I've had one wet dream about Kitami from Bible black. We were on a rooftop just having sex and that's pretty much all I can remember.

Well. For starters, I had a dick. Not normal. I got it on with a bunch of hot busty ladies in the dressing room, came inside a blonde one. Wierd for me since I'm straight, and female. Oh, and I have a thing for brunettes.

*EDIT*
Turns out, I'm bi. Still prefer brunettes tho :)

Well my is like this
I was dreaming that I went to my cousin house to sleep over (I am 18 and she is 12) to play some Ps3 (Call of Duty B-Ops) and the my other 2 cousins show up (15 and 9) and they ask us what were we doing. After that out of none my cousin (12) and I were watching a hentai(one of my favorites). i stared to panic and told me that it was ok.
Then my cousin(15) ask me if she could blow me off.
For my bad luck
My Cousin(she live with me and my dad and she is 15 Not related to my dream) woke me up by taking all my blankets and she notice that i was having the biggest bonner she have ever seen and ran off
I was happy abbout the dream and she having looking me for alnost a week with eyes that tell me
Fuck you ass hole
Feels bad but kick ass dream

this 1 time i dreamt porn and hentai were actually good (hard 2 be perfect grammar with 1 hand but) LOL ^ that guys english is like hentai TERRIBLE

Strangest wet dream..... I've never had a wet dream ;(

As horrifying as it sounds, I was having sex with a friend's fucking hot MILF mom, and her vagina fucking chomped off my dick.

I only had one wet dream and it started out as nightmare with a ghost that was creeping me the fuck out then it turned into a hot women and I stuck it in, then I woke up right as I jizzed myself.

Having sex with Amy Pond... In the snow... Surrounded by cybermen all standing in a circle around us...

Im a girl was exploring a girlfriend I know, then I magically had a dick and went there. It was weird and hot and I woke up pretty damn excited. Yea, but I am straight for sure.

Was girl looked like Kos-mos with red hair got DPed. nuff said. it was cool but the weirdest one i ever had.
but my dreams r never normal and only have an anime feel too them.

I was having sex with a girl, and then she stabbed me over and over again. It was seriously messed up

did it look like this?

Actually yeah...except it was a normal girl.

i never reached an orgasm during sleep T-T. usally woke up a couple mins afther put it in a started moving

well it wasnt so much a dream as it was a nightmare but well....i had sex with a snorlax.

Sex with a dragon girl and a lamia. Fair to say it was the best dream ever.

Something to do with giants animals taking over the world, and some giant cats cornered me and tried to kill me but I woke up as they were about to. It was actually pretty frightening.

Had a dream about doing my girlfriend then my friends girlfriend

That's not weird....That's a win.