For the people of war

I don't think I'll ever see this war come to an end

It will, one day.

*Bangbangbangbang*

It's fine, I killed him. Feed off of him.

Animals are turning into furryies. Humans are turning into my little ponyies. Fire is raining down from the clouds. Fish are flying. The earth is shaking. Babyies are running down the road. TOTAL CHAOS.

WHERE IS GOD ?????
please stop the war.

Playing on his PFP. Oh wait you meant the other one,
Searching for aliens, time-travelers, and espers. Oh wait you meant the other one,
Curing a guys masochism. Oh wait you meant the other one,
Cleaning chainblades. Oh wait you meant the other one,
Laughing at a very unlucky right hand. Oh wait you meant the other one,
That one doesn't exist.

I don't recognize the bolded ones.

Can I get some popcorn ?
Cooked kids are tasty.

Forgot to include
Looking for pink haired god.

In order written:

NOOOOOOO.... The GOD of all spam. THE KING OF JAMES. she/he is SOOO HOTT.

Current Lecture: WORLD WAR I

I wanta see LOLLYS and BEASTILTY. I dont care who or what wins where we ALL lose.

Well. I could tell you what I learned about WW 1 and 2 at school. But you are probably as educated about that shit as I am. Maybe a bit less, since I am german, but whatever. The TL;DR version of WW 1 and 2 would be:
WW 1: Germans lose war.
WW 2: Germans lose war even harder.
But maybe there is more to know about it. All those whys and whens and wheres...

TL;DR - - - - - pwned - - - - - during W1 W2 - - - - german pride is endless - - -

Well. I guess german pride came to an end. At least we have no real neo-nazis anymore. Those who are left are crazily retarded. They don't pose a political threat.