What will you do?
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Go into a pool or go into space. How can I spontaneously combust if I'm in water, or if there is no air to fuel fire?
I win.
I win.
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Medzy wrote...
Go into a pool or go into space. How can I spontaneous combust if I'm in water, or if there is no air to fuel fire?I win.
Pool:
I hope you plan on growing fish gills on your neck.
Space:
Its true that the lack of air would keep you from burning, it would also keep you from breathing.
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Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
Medzy wrote...
Go into a pool or go into space. How can I spontaneous combust if I'm in water, or if there is no air to fuel fire?I win.
Pool:
I hope you plan on growing fish gills on your neck.
Space:
Its true that the lack of air would keep you from burning, it would also keep you from breathing.
I wouldn't die from the combustion though.
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Medzy wrote...
I wouldn't die from the combustion though.
You'd still die, though. Also this happens to your best friend, not to you.
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yurixhentai
desu
Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
Koko7 wrote...
I mean...uhhh tell him..to go..fuck a..tree? (o,o)YA DIDNT SAY IT HAD TO BE HUMAN.
If its not in an orifice of a living thing, its not considered sex. That's just masturbation.
But, I do admit it would be funny to see a guy die fucking a burning tree.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=necropedopyrodendrophiliac
Spoiler:
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623
FAKKU QA
You have your friend do one of his/your gf's/your parents. You didn't say you were home alone.
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623 wrote...
You have your friend do one of his/your gf's/your parents. You didn't say you were home alone.Touche.
mibuchiha wrote...
TREE IS ALIVE. THIS IS DISCRIMINATION. ARE YOU A TREEIST.In that case, I guess he could sick it in a tree.
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echoeagle3
Oppai Overlord
Its a text message. Why would you believe such a thing you got from some random text message?
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Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
tooge3 wrote...
Get a hooker.You can't, because you live in a city where they all live in a red light district, which is about twenty minutes away by car.
fuwaruu wrote...
Throw him into a pool of waterHe will still spontaneously combust the moment he gets out.
[size=14][size=14]I'm pretty sure this can be solved by combining these two choices. While he's in the pool he won't combust so it won't matter when the hooker arrives. Then they can just have underwater sex and everything is fine.[/h][/h]
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yurixhentai
desu
animefreak_usa wrote...
Nothing. My best friend is ulgy.You told me I was beautiful. I take back what I said, you can burn and I'll go pick up the black kitten for a threesome with Kiririn.
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Cruz
Dope Stone Lion
Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
No. He has to be the pitcher, not the catcher.
That was never in the text.
So I'm going with that.
I'm sure the trauma would go away after a few days.
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Lughost
the Lugoat
The best friend has a woman, so we'd throw him in a running shower or something and call her over.