So, a few years back, my mother found my folder of furry and hentai pictures that I had printed off and had set in my closet (This was right after a move, so I had not made designated hiding locations yet.). I was told to hide it better so that my younger sister would not find it.
A day later, we are talking with an especially nosey neighbor (We learned this later, when she kept coming over for no reason and inquiring about us.) and she asks me if I like animals. My mother, not missing a beat, says I "love animals.". I stand there, giving her a shocked and WTF look. She, realizing what she'd said, cracks the fuck up. I go back inside the house and am not heard from again for the day.
Also, this:
H_I_S_O wrote...
No mom, I wasn't trying to be educated, I was trying to get off. C'mon.
My mother never gave me "the talk", but my dad tried to after he searched the history of his browser one time.