Was a dark and stormy night in the Downtown region of the Savannah. The lone gunman was tired and fatigued from a long days walk, desperate to fire his gun. To feel the rush of taking lives for his own pleasure! Just then, he heard a noise! The lone gunman, holding his cannon close, crept closer to the noise. It was the Fakku! Making its way through the brush, the Fakku searched the ground for grub worms and other insects. The studied the Fakku carefully, and enjoyed all the wonderful colors and textures it bore on it's skin. Just then the cannoneer's desire to shoot had peeked when he caught the glimpse of a red dot on the Fakku's back. The release was awesome, and the cannoneer was left unsatisfied... still roaming the lands this day looking for more Fakku Awesomeness. The end.
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