If life was like a Hentai....

Hentai logic is fairly simple; ugly men can get super hot Succubi, middle school girls have E cup breasts, all teachers are horny and have sex with students.. Etc.

personaly, I would not want to live a Hentai life, mine is close enough as it is. However, I would not mind one of the many ways that a gal like me can grow a penis.

Not all hentai logic are like that.

I'm talking about the whole universe of Hentai in general. I know that there are many that are very much like "real life", but I'm trying to see it as a whole. Some hentai mangas have fucked up logic and others (mostly newer ones) are very logic driven. But if you were to take them all and put the random rules, (magic, neko, robots, etc.) and consider that the "Hentai Universe", would you want to live in it?

I definitely don't want to see and GURO, lying about. I'll probably don't want to live in the world you are trying to say.

Salem was fucking hilarious in Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Oh right, the thread.

If Hentai was real life in the respect that men can choose to make the girl pregnant or not without the need for contraception, I'd go for it. I'd have mucho sexual intercourse with any girl, as I'd have a cock the size and width of my lower arm, and all of them would be up for it. All I'd have to do is do so much as poking them in the nipple. What's better, is I'd never have a kid as I'd "choose" to always fill them with non-impregnatable semen. Using this valuable piece of information, I'd have a bit of fun, then proceed to build my dream Harem.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But since it doesn't, all I can do is hate humanity.

Now would I live in one? I'm still sitting on the fence about this. I probably would, as long as I'd be able to come back and forth at will while keeping all my memories of both "realities".

Mah penis would be inside three chosen young lady's eye socket right now. Extra points if you can name them.

I certainly wouldn't mind having vaginal orgasms as easily as hentai world girls do.

If life was like hentai then the world would be overrun by sex demons and evil tentacle monsters. Humans would be raping elves, humans and elves would be raped by ogres, and anyone unfortunate enough to be a Valkyrie would definitely get the worst of it.

Hentai world would be some twisted shit. By the logic, I would be banging my older sister, my mother, my next door neighbor, with a 12 inch long penis that can cum out 5 gallons of semen.

If life was like hentai I'd be getting my dick sucked by some horny school girl right now while I type this. Of course this would have started from the boner that I had while she just happened to walk in. Then... well you know.. she'd have to "take responsibility".

It might have been good. It'd definitely be better than my current; horrible life.

What?

I hope I don't get NTR'd.

I'd be in there the mment the gates between worlds opened.

Actually, I would have allready fractured reality with my dick as to get through to that willing pettanko bondage addict waiting for me.

All my old and ugly college professors would be super hot babes and they would all want me. that sounds pretty awesome to me. They would give me good grades too. Other wise they don't get any of me. And they couldn't live with my dick

Yes. Yes, i would just LOVE to live in such a world. Why? you ask. One.. very important reason. Tsundere.

Hell i have been NTR'd irl so bring the hentai verse

Hot big breasted women turn out to be men. Gay sex is exclusive to hot men.

If hentai logic applied to the real world cute lolis would be getting raped in parks by cthulu all day every day.