Important Quotes

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Tsamari: *goes on about subscriptions MMO's vs Free to play MMO's*
Friend John: Hi, I have to ask real fast.
Tsamari: What?
Friend John: Do you think SAO had subscription fees?

Tsamari: I would quote that if I wasn't the last one to post in Important Quotes

[11:16:20 PM] CO2: you think
[11:16:25 PM] CO2: yoiu can tagke afvantage
[11:16:27 PM] CO2: of me?
[11:16:47 PM] Shikinokami: Like a catholic schoolboy, yes

[6:22:43 PM] My Maisy!: You can be my nii-chan lol

[color=#ff69b4][12:59:35 AM] Revelation: Oi
[1:03:07 AM] Revelation: Hello
[1:03:10 AM] Revelation: Hey
[1:03:12 AM] Revelation: Yo
[1:03:16 AM] Revelation: What's up?
[1:03:22 AM] Revelation: Heyo
[1:03:31 AM] Revelation: Hey man
[1:03:38 AM] Revelation: Sup
[1:03:48 AM] Revelation: You bitchin?
[1:03:53 AM] Revelation: Herro
[1:03:59 AM] Revelation: Hola
[1:04:12 AM] Revelation: こんにちは
[1:04:52 AM] Revelation: I DONT KNOW HOW TO TYPE IN OTHER LANGUAGES!
[1:05:02 AM] Revelation: FUCKFACE

Tsamari: [color=#ff69b4]Nuuuuu I don't want to have fun with people. I just want to be a pink little neet who never communicates with anyone or has any social interactions!![/color]

[color=#ff69b4][9:03:03 PM] *** Revelation has changed the conversation topic to "Kool Kidz Klub" ***
[9:03:33 PM]Tsamari: the fuck
[9:03:45 PM] Tsamari: [9:03 PM] Revelation:
<<< Revelation has changed the conversation topic to "Kool Kidz Klub"
[9:03:50 PM] Tsamari: so the K.K.K
[9:03:56 PM] Tsamari: .-.
[9:04:02 PM] Revelation: (devil)
[9:04:08 PM] EineKrone: the kool supremacy
[9:04:27 PM] Revelation: We ARE the final solution
[9:04:35 PM] Tsamari: lol
[9:04:37 PM] Tsamari: wtf
[9:04:39 PM] EineKrone: '-'
[9:04:41 PM] Tsamari: Zzz...
[9:04:46 PM] EineKrone: EineKrone runs
[9:04:58 PM] Revelation: Revelation catches eine
[9:05:01 PM] Revelation: Please
[9:05:08 PM] Revelation: Join us for dinner!
[9:05:16 PM] Tsamari: oh god...........
[9:05:21 PM] EineKrone: hmm, what will we have?
[9:05:34 PM] Revelation: YOU
[9:05:41 PM | Edited 9:06:21 PM] Revelation: Kekekeke
[9:05:47 PM] Tsamari: >_>
[9:05:56 PM] EineKrone: *imagines eating self*
hmm, tasty

'Cause reasons.

[8:26:23 PM] Antw0n: I have a small penis

Keep seething with butthurt.

"Hey check out that Asian girl. I bet she's up to your standards."
"Now why do you assume that I'm into Asians?"
"Cause you know? Same race. Meaning same lock and key sizes and when you guys do it, it'll fit perfectly."
"No. No fuck it. Stop thinking that way. I'd rather be a master key instead."

such l8 m8

"Look me in the eyes. You. Are. Beautiful. Yes I know you have that big ugly zit above your eyebrow, but that doesn't make you any less beautiful.
(Yes it does)
No it does not! I want you to listen again. You are beautiful.
(But I don't even have my make up-)
Did I say that you look beautiful?
(Yes.)
No. I didn't say "you look beautiful" I said "you are beautiful" because I think you, your soul, the very essence of what makes you who you are, is beautiful and the reason I love you so much... and that is why we as humans should learn to fall in love with each other ignoring our bodies and listening to our true selves. *kiss*"

~Kelly Tetrenova - 2014

A conversation me and a few friends were having when we were going out for a drink:

James: Why don't we go out drinking more?

Chloe: Because none of you except for me have jobs.

James: Yeah but Danni's rich! Let's make her pay for it all!

Me: Fuck you, my money. And the last time you drank with us you ended up getting into a fight with a car...and somehow lost...

James: Oh yeah...that was a crazy night...

Anna: More like you're a crazy person!

James: Details.

And keep in mind we hadn't drunk too much at this point, this was a conversation my group of friends have when we were sober. Oh the shenanigans we get up too...

“I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.” - Abraham Maslow

Not as late as your period.