Important Quotes

"Im too drunk to taste this Chicken" - Colonel Sanders.

"You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em."
- Lieutenant-General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller

Suffer In An Eternal Damnation.

Witness my limitless power....

"Playing comes first, you can work later!"
-Zaraki Kenpachi

"Speak softly and carry a big stick... and if that don't work, use more stick."

-Engineer Roosevelt

"Marriage...that special someone to annoy you for the rest of your life..." - stole that from some picture... i forget where.. photobucket?

"SLAUGHTER: It can't be spelled without Laughter"
from some motivational poster I found somewhere in Fakku

"Never pick a fight with a guy wearing a machete as a neckless. And that's even if he insult your girlfriend."

From sxephil on youtube (and other), awsome guy =)

"You got that? I'll take that as a 'yes' because if I'm going to come back here, it's going to get fucking ugly."

Gran Torino

"From the heart of hell I stabeth thee and for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."

"Every little thing is gonna be alright."
-Bob Marley

"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing."

"Everyone who was incapable of learning has turned to teaching." (*sigh... creationists.)

"Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To hear what it's all about, perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once? "Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration … that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather."

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones own ignorance

"Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great, it tastes like you only sweeter."
-F.O.B. from their song Thanks for the Memories...

"No hard feelings my ass. This should be a fucking rage-fest. Hard feelings all around."

^epic quote

"You fucking fairy"

"Get the dick outta your ear, you bucket of douche."

"I'm not gonna answer your dick-in-the-mouth question."
-waar

"Smell ya later!"

"I am not a Nerd Bart, Nerds are smart"