Pick Up Lines

Things to get you slapped

"Did you fall form heaven, because that would explain what happened to your face."

"If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, how about I stay in between holidays?"

"I'm going home to masturbate, can I have a name to go with the face?"

"Can you tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes?!"

"Do you want to go get a pizza and fuck? (wait for slap or walk away) What! Don't you like pizza?"

"Let's play carpenter. First you get hammered and then I nail you."

One's to my horror that I have seen work (no accounting for taste)

"Can I buy you some beers, get you drunk, and screw you?"

"You seem to be enjoying that beer. You know what else would taste good in your mouth? Me."

"Which one of you lovely ladies would like to suck my cock?"

*with bad hip hop in the background*

YO BITCH I BE GANGSTA U BE SUCKINZ MAH DIK

My friend actually used this line on a girl
"Girl you must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that!"
needless to say he got slapped.

I wonder who's the father of pick up lines

Is a pick up line intended to make a girl sex with you? Or used for serious relationship?

Johnny Bravo, Austin Powers, they're the fictional that uses pick up lines, it's probably not advisable

Maybe we should stick to old school, friends first, show motive when you get comfortable, I've seen an ugly jerk got success on it to a nice girl

But of course, the basic is looks, AVN dick tips advises good fashion

"Wanna become a grown-up before the rest of your friends?"

wanna know what big girls do?

just suck on the hose pipe and the cream will start flowing 8)

"Hi, I'm Ari"

lol that was pretty fucking good ^_^

"I seem to have lost my phone number, may I borrow yours?"
"Does your ass own a phone? 'Cause I think it's callin' me"
" Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. "
"You look like my first wife. (How many wifes did you have?) None."
"Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas. "
"If I were to say that you have a nice body, would you hold your body against me?"
" I wanna bag you like some groceries."

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Actually, you would be callipygian, saying your ass is callipygian is a redundancy.

Are you a TI-83? Cause I wanna put my natural log in you.

or for the tamer of heart

Let me be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves

"Do, you work at Subway? Cause you're totally giving me a 5 dollar footlong"

I'm soooo using that on Ziggy.

LOL...XD.......8==>

"umm... can i borrow your cell phone" (cliche one i think) "mine's isn't working " and then call my cell and later i'll call her and give her my thanks and then i'll ask her out