Pick Up Lines

"Hello, I am a rapist, can we have sex?"

my ex girlfriend and I met in a martial arts class. First day she choked me out, almost unconscious. I told her she, "took my breath away."

"That shirt is real becoming on you, because if I was on you I'd be cumming to."

O_O I'm surprised she didn't smack him for that one! Lols!




^^;;; It'll take a special kind of girl for that one to work.




Yes, really. ^_^ You did a good job with that one. :D




haha! Yay! I'm glad there's other fans of cheesy stuff like that! xD And don't worry, I can't come up with my own, either, but it is fun reading what everyone has come up with. ^.^




O.O lols! That's great. xD




Straight to the point... I like it. xD




That was pretty funny! Lols!




I have no actual idea of what went on there, but it has proven to be super effective...




Too funny. xD It started off so cute, too. :P lols




If that doesn't work, I don't know what will.




Awww! That's kind of adorable! :3 And punny.





xD That one made me laugh so much!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/583709

For lolz.

However, I feel that this is the "line" that always works.

"Hi, I'm [insert name here]. Pleasure to meet you, Ms/Mr..."

one time me and my ex were on a road trip and I forgot to bring a map. Anyways after driving lost for awhile she asks me where the map is. Instead of telling her I forgot it, I tell her "I don't need a map. I already know the way to your heart." After that we spent another hour lost and then having sex in the car.

God I miss her...

Anti-bug post?

Is that a mockingbird I hear making the sound of a barfing man in the bathroom? Because I find you attractive and want to have sex with you.

Why don't we go back to my place and play house? You be the door and I'll slam you.

Hey baby, that's a nice outfit. It'd look good crumpled up at the foot of my bed in the morning.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I'm not sure if anyone has already posted this one. But personally I love it. For use at beach only (anywhere else, say a random sidewalk, will have people questioning your intelligence).
'Excuse me, but a shark just ate my only friend. Will you be my new one?'
It's sweet, short, and slightly cheezy. Everything a good pick up line should be.

with big french accent say sorry do you speak french

One that will probably never work...

Approach a woman. Look at her, then look away. Then look at her again.

"Sorry. I was gonna use a pickup line, but one look at you and I totally forgot what it was..."

Would you like to engage in the act of copulation with me?

I actually had a couple used on me. It was humorous- I had to try my hardest not to roll down the hill laughing.
-If I had eyes like yours I'd be picking up all the girls.
-Your lips, are pretty, like delicate flowers.
-Your eyes are oases of gray beauty stirring up my heart.

And so on. Like I said, it was an amusing attempt to hit on me.

I love tech/nerdy references. Always makes me LOL



Haha that must have been an interesting story telling people how you met/got together.



"key to your heart" pick up lines can be adorable :) That was a pretty sweet thing to say.



This is something I'd imagine a nerd to say ^_^ cuteee



These were all so good :D

And Aphrodite, You should have hear the pick up line come out of this guys mouth a few weeks back when I went out on the town with my friends. The guy was totally convinced, swore black and blue, to God above and the Devil below, that my name was "CHRISTINA ANGELINA (some other random name) THE THIRD". he spent ten minutes trying to convince me that this was my name. Then when I actually told him I've never met him, and my name was something else, he said "that was gonna be my next guess". The poor bloke was drunk off his nut and completely off his rocker, poor sod. THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I'D EVER HAD SOMEONE TRY AND HIT ON ME.

One of my favourite corny pick up lines is:
*trips into or past a girl of choice* "I'm sorry, I saw your eyes and fell into your heart"

I guess? Like I said, it was amusing. And this guy just wouldn't stop.

Wow. Just wow. Your hit on for the fist time and you get a drunk nut. You know what, you should have had your fun with him! Provided he was able to walk, you should have had him do things for you.
I was at a party and was cleaning up, so I had him help me load the car's trunk.

*pats shoulder* I know that someday, the perfect non-drunk guy will hit on you.

Heh, that's a good one.

Wait, Drifter never hit on you? o_O

At the sea, while taking a swim:

*you barely touch a girl, on her soulder for instance*
"Hey, look, I barely touched you and you're all wet already!"

You know how many times I've thought of you since I first saw you?
None. Because you never left my mind.