Sex Toys (for everyone!)

Why not get a more durable toy and save money in the long run?

If my wife gets any toys I'm gonna shove my thumb up her butt and lift her in the air with it...then for the rest of the year she's gonna walk around corners to me surprise jizzing her in the eyes

Why so unfunny, bro?

Dude, seriously, if your wife wants a sex aid, let her have one.
Creepy...

Yeah wow lol.

So anyways I got a few new things and cock rings to try out. Got a regular cock cage that was hard to figure out and seems like a lot of work to get on, unless I'm doing it wrong. And then I found one that vibrates that actually fits me pretty well with lube and all. So the other night I had that going while I plowed away with my fleshlight and seriously probably came like 15 times it felt like, haha most intense orgasm in a long time.

This is the one I like, goes around your dick and your balls with the vibration in the middle:


Was only like $5 too. Might snap eventually but so far it fits pretty well and feels great. It's not TOO loud, though I always have a fan blowing when I'm in my room doing business. The vibration isn't too extreme, but I can feel it well enough, it's definitely something new and stimulating. Plus the cock ring itself being tightly around my dick, greatness.

I got one of those easy strap ones too which isn't bad, but I still like my colt set a lot as well. These rings are a bit thicker (especially compared to what they look like here), but yeah one of them fits really well and is pretty tug. No way these things will break or anything.

Unfunny? Sir this is top-class humor from the upper echelon of society. It probably just went over your head.

No, I don't think anyone found you funny, or even remotely relevant in a thread where no one's really joking around.

Now, please, if you have no real contribution here...

Well you see....I'm not really here browsing this thread, I read for a bit and then reply. After that I'm gone for good, the only thing bringing me back is a guy replying twice to a guy who he doesn't want in said thread. Weird way to get get somebody to leave...


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Back to the first page!

So, Christmas has come and gone, maybe for some it came early, for some it might be still going. Has anyone got anything nifty?

I replaced a bullet of mine that wore out. I've had it for... 4 years?

Just one of those simple ones that aren't expensive.

Okay, so I finally brought some sex toys and to be frank: It hasn't worked out yet/need help/I feel miserable.

http://www.xtoysboutique.com/the-screaming-o-plus.html

Don't be fooled by the picture, my finger can barely get through it. I actually once made the mistake of putting on the cock ring without any lube....Scariest moment, ever.


Oh, and the vibe? Not really strong enough for me to feel, anything. I thought it was gonna get me going, but no.

Then, the real disaapointment came here:

http://www.xtoysboutique.com/fujiko-s-velvet-touch-masturbator.html

I should have read the finer line:

4” x 1.5”/10 cm x 4 cm To put it simply, I couldn't get this thing in SOFT, let alone hard. Lol. What should I do to make this shit work for me?

Which models do you recommend? I'm seriously considering buying myself a valentine's day gift of a new toy, as I've looked for cheap cell batteries for my old one for ages (and the cost is more than the thing cost to start...). I want something that can take regular batts! @_@

Those things aren't anything special... well, they're special in a way. You can get them cheap and you'll still get off lol.

I honestly wouldn't spend more than $20 on one. Depending on how quiet you want it or settings - these I've always considered to be just the toy where I wanted to get off without a lot of effort lol.

I'd spend more money in a vaginal vibrator but not for a bullet.

One I really really liked though:


Mine was the same kind, but the handle was black and the rubber over the egg was purple. The material over the egg/bullet/whatever you want to call it was softer and more comfortable on your clit, it also felt kinda warm after a little use with the high vibrations they give off. I loved it, but couldn't find one when I last went out for one. Plus the flicker was a nice tease if you decided to use it. I probably spent $14.99 on it

Did a quick search on Amazon and LELO's Nea vibes can be got for around $40-$50. From my own experiences and that of all the girls I talked with who bought one, you can't go wrong with LELO (they give a 1 year warranty on all their toys).



Most of the time you really *are* better off buying something more expensive as these will just last you longer... and no batteries! You just hook this thing up to a charger and it will last for hours.



The Lily is a more expensive (+~$10) version of the same toy. While the Nea has a black plastic finish, the Lily sports a smooth, silky silicone one.

Yesss I see more Lelo love! I'm still lusting over the Lelo Ina that I didn't get for Christmas. Oh well.

This is better than the tenga flip products I've tried.

Wow that looks so realistic. How the heck do you clean it though?

Blast it with soap and water. Clean out with fingers.

Kind of icky, but I don't care.

Just got a NPG (Meiki). It's real soft, feels different from using hands. Orgasm feels different too. The difference is really felt when I was pumping with the Meiki, then fapped with my left hand. I used Tenga lube.

I love Lelo too!! I have the mia in black, bought mine from lovehoney - actually bought about 4 because 2 were for my friends' birthdays (they loved!) and I broke one by leaving it charging on my laptop on my bed and dropped the laptop which crushed the thing T_T so I had to get a new one...

My other toys are:



Me and my friends call it Deadmau5 lol!! Anyway this one is by Fun Factory and it's waterproof.



Another Lelo called Ella, the funny end is great for getting to the g-spot.

This is a small family but we all live happily ever after!!