The sun is gonna turn me black!

When I was in I guess the 4th or 3rd grade, I got into some serious trouble. I Remember this well cause I made a girl cry and i was called into the principal office. It started off with me watching an episode of Seventh Heaven(Which was weird cause I never watched it before) on WB. The episode had the family grandmother come on the show, I remember the episode opening with the grandmother having a tattoo on her arm, as the episode goes on I find out shes a Holocaust survivor. This is the first time I hear about Hitler in my life, so they explain her life in the camp and what happen to her family, After the episode is done I'm thinking to myself, "Hey Hitler was a pretty awesome guy, Ruled with an Iron Fist, and put people in his place, I'm gonna have his legacy live on!"
So the next day at school, I'm going around asking my friends are they Jewish and how I'm gonna be the next Hitler. After a while I came to the girls and found out that Jamie was Jewish and i told her to watch her back or something like that, shes ends up crying and I end up talking with teacher about what I did.

It was a stupid thing of me, but I was young and TV affected my though on that, I know I apologized to her for what I said, but still thinking about it sometimes makes me feel how stupid i was back then.

I was five, and worried I was going to have to go to school with my future child.

When I was at school I could make this girl cry just by yawning. It all started becuase she would always shout out answers with out puting her hand up or say some thing with out thinking plus she had a massive mouth and I would say hippo to her every time she did it, but the teacher started to say that if I or any one called her hippo we would get lines so I started to yawn every time she did and she knew what I was doing it for. I don't feel bad for doing it because she wasn't a nice person any way.

as a kid i used my blanket to protect me from anything i didn't like. the end.

my mom told me if I played with fire I would pee in the bed I swear I never played with fire till I was fifteen

My mom said that if I stick my tongue at people, somebody would cut it off.

I remembered that my parents exaggerated that their feather duster can cause tornadoes and blow up mountains. So from that day, I was a very very good boy.

LOL woot? hahaha


well when i was a kid. . . my grand pa used to tell me cool stories "about him"
so i believed he was the one who threw the atomic bomb in WWII XD silly me...
also i though that if i stayed long enough in the sun i would get skin cancer, my skin is white, therefor sensitive :S XD

Swallowing gum will grow out on your hair, what i was taught when i was young.

Here's one I remember, as a kid I thought if I held my breath, that my face would turn different colors, like blue and purple.

My aunt told me as a young girl not to sleep with my hair wet or I would get "popcorn eyes." I still don't know wtf she was talking about.

My mom told me when I was a kid that if I stayed up too late, I'd turn into a bat. I guess she just wanted me to go to sleep and stop watching my grandma pwn other grandmas at gambling. (Card games)

When I was little, Mommy and Daddy forbade me to play hide and seek in the evening... they claim this boogey lady called the "Hantu Tetek" (closest translation in English, TIT MONSTER/BREAST GHOST) will spirit you away by hiding you under her massive breasts. Apparently, it was just a ploy among people of my culture to get little ones to calm down for the night.

I was also not allowed to whistle as it's unbecoming for girls to do so and that I'll grow a penis if I did. Secretly, I was actually looking forward to it :p

One time, my Mom pretend to play dead to amuse me. Apparently I thought she really died, fucking idiot.

ROFLMFAO Woah that is so full of win. +Rep you when i get the chance

I thought there were toys inside the TV

No joke? Must be a common thing. that or we're both morons. I remember it quite well too, despite it being about 17 years ago. or so.

Anywho, I also used to be deathly afraid of toasters. (No kidding.) I had caught one on fire when I was 5 or 6, and it scared the fuck out of me, and literally until just recently, I still disliked using them. (About two or three years ago) I knew in my mind it was fucking retarded, but I couldn't help myself. Then one day, I realized I was being a douche, and got over it.

I thought I could defy the laws of physics like in the animes I watched.