The sun is gonna turn me black!

I actually had a friend that turned "black" during the summer. She always said it was because one of her parents was from South Africa, but even now, if I hadn't seen it for myself, I wouldn't believe that it was possible.


I don't really trust clowns too much. I don't find them creepy or anything like that, but I always get the feeling that they're trying to pick my pockets or do something shady when I'm not looking. I did get a some kind of lap dance from a clown at a circus when I was like 16, but I'm still not sure about how it happened exactly.



I've always been fond of fucking with other people's minds. One of my greatest achievements, I believe, was convincing a number of people that Furbys were modeled after real animals that lived in Australia. Aside from a couple people, the joke went on for so long that I finally had to tell them that I was lying. I convinced one of my friends that if a person wore corduroy pants and ran long enough, the friction would cause them to burst into flames. Given the right situation, I could make just about anyone believe anything.

one time my mother told me i was Hawaiian... and i believed her... one time my mother told me it was my dads fault for the divorce. even though she took the credit card out and used it for my auntie collage tuition and my dad might have lost his job. No it was his fault for the divorce. It was my dads fault i got spanked... even though my mom told me to do things to get me in trouble.

I can feel your pain dude. I were also fucked up like that when i were a kid.

T-T I too was once so naive.

I used to believe that if i got stung by a bee, i would die on the spot

I do too.

I thought a cordless phone was a cellphone.

When I was a kid, I lived in Wisconsin, and I thought that cheese grew out of the ground.

Racist pedo? i believed in zezima

When I was young I thought women had penises too.

I thought the sun was in our atmosphere

I thought that if you flew in an airplane you would actually see god.

Everyone was born with a tapeworm.

If you picked your nose and ate your snot, you would get worms

That the only way one would have sex is to stick it in their pooper.

That if you get sick, its just motion sickness from the world spinning too fast

I had a LOT of misconceptions.

I once had a lamp full of oil spill all over me when I was younger, and was under the impression that if I was out in the sun too long that I would burst into flames. Well, I didn't...then... Later on in life, some friends and I were camping and one decided to get the fire going with lighter fluid. Long story short, my childhood fear of being lit on fire was renewed by a dip shit who had a leak in a gas can.

When I was a kid, i thought that cellphones were the shit. booooy was I wrong.

"The sun has got his hat on
hip hip hip hooray
the sun has got his hat on and he's coming out to play.
He's been tanning niggers
out in Timbuktu
and now he's coming back to do the same to you"

Classic song...:S

I believed them when they said, "you can be anything you want when you grow up".

I believed the whole "One day you're going to be president" thing.

I remember when I was learning to write I asked my mum about joined up writing and I just drew some squiggles and she said I wrote this and that and I believed I was writing joined up even though I could write any thing (ironically I can only write cursive now, I can write separately if I try but eventfully I will switch back to cursive with out thinking).

My Grandmother told me she owned the park near by and let every one use it I believed it till some bullies tried to make me move and I said my grandmother owned it.